[narrator.]
This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins.
George is the kid on the left with the tie and the flat top.
Harold is the one on the right with the T-shirt and the bad haircut.
-[bell dings.]
-Remember that now.
-What's up with Krupp's eyebrows? -Shh, I think they can hear us.
-Wait, are those happy eyebrows? -You bet your sweet patooty! Just 24 more office visits until you're expelled! Isn't it great? Twenty-four? We're so not worried.
We got plenty of runway.
-[bell dings.]
-That's 484! [laughs.]
-We're really burning up runway.
-Maybe we should slow our prank roll.
-[bell dings.]
-And that's 491! [laughs.]
We should definitely slow our prank roll.
-[bell dings.]
-Yes, 497! [laughs.]
Why didn't we slow our prank roll? So George and Harold make comic books -We're cool! -Me, too! But they had a mean old principal Who told them what to -Blah, blah, blah, blah.
- So they got a hypno-ring And first, they made him dance Then, accidentally, kinda on purpose Turned him into Captain Underpants Tra-la-la! With a snap, he's the Captain Not the brightest man And don't forget, when he gets wet - You're back where you began span style="style1"/-Blah, blah, blah.
Put it all together What could possibly go wrong? Now this is the end Of the Captain Underpants song - By George Beard and Harold Hutchins - Tra-la-la! -What is wrong with us? -Live by the prank, die by the prank.
True that.
But we got to find a way to stay occupied and out of trouble or we're gonna get expelled.
How? It's not like an idea's gonna smack us in the face.
[both groan.]
Sorry, I'm giving a Tomorrow Talk on T-shirt cannons and it went off by accident.
"Tomorrow Talks, educational speeches about future stuff.
" Wow, that's an informative T-shirt.
-[Harold.]
When is it? -Tomorrow.
Ow! Harold, this is how we stay busy.
We'll do a Tomorrow Talk.
[upbeat music playing.]
Our Tomorrow Talk today is about something that will change your life.
-Tell them what it is, Harold.
-Um [stutters.]
It's something so amazing and so great, you won't believe it.
-Go ahead, George.
-It's something so incredible, only Harold can do it justice.
Oh, just thinking about it leaves me speechless, which is why I'll let George take it from here.
-Hmm Or not.
-Yeah, not.
You oxygen thieves aren't qualified to talk about today, let alone tomorrow.
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A Cyborg in Time
FanfictionSuppose Melvin's future self arrived at Jerome Hortiz Elementary nine episodes sooner than what fate intended. What would change? And what would his past self do?
