Weiss: we need to get the fuck outta here
Eclipse: what are you talking about? he's probably the worst one here everyone else should be cool
Russel: forgive me father for I have sinned. please make these urges go away. my cousin is not hot. my cousin is NOT hot
Eclipse: okay. we need to get the fuck outta here
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Sky: sorry didn't mean to insult your future customers
Russel: do you actually wanna fucking fight right now!?
Sky: bitch I have my weapon on me don't even try me
Russel: yeah right what're you gonna do with that?
Sky: stab you and watch the skeet pour out
Russel: not if I choke you first!
Sky: I'll spit in your face!
Russel: I'll spit in your mouth!
Sky: I'll like it!!
Weiss: what is happening?
Russel: do you promise to spit in mine back?
Sky: I'll bite your lip and make you fucking bleed
Russel: promise to kiss me after-- no no! help me Jesus help me! it's not love it's just lust. it's not love it's just lust!!
Eclipse: what the fuck
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Weiss: gods imagine being those girls
Eclipse: we could be kinda fun. wanna be sexed up abusive lesbians?
Weiss: fuck no
Eclipse: why not?
Weiss: cuz you'd be doing all the abusing
Eclipse: oh like what
Weiss: just like weird shit. you'd put one of your cigarettes out on my neck and lick the burn mark
Eclipse: ...so you wanna try it?
Weiss: NO
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Cardin: uh one fiss-huh, twoah fiss-huh
Weiss: are you serious?
Cardin: you picked a hard one on purpose!
Eclipse: it's a dr seuss book you fucking dipshit!
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Eclipse: do you even know how I got involved with this bitch??
Oobleck: language!
Eclipse: do you even know how I got involved with this ho?
Oobleck: slightly better 👍
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Blake: oh
Eclipse: is something wrong??
Blake: no I'm just surprised you like MSI because you're so.. normal
Eclipse: bitch I can cut myself just as much as you do I just have better shit to do ok!
Blake: that's not- okay what do you want
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Yang: I guess it's whatever. my dad was really pissed tho
Neptune: yeah? what about your mom?
Yang: my mom can go kill hersel--
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Blake: he may or may not have pictures of you in Neo nazi shirts cuz I may or may not have been there
Goodwitch: actually I may or may not have been covered in baby oil
Weiss, sighing: well I guess racism wins
Eclipse: ...can we see the pictures?
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Goodwitch: Cardin has given me reason to believe you are the one who destroyed the school photo lab last night
Blake: uh no. I was in my dorm all night mulling over ways to kms
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Eclipse: I swear to every god if you pair us with team CRDL I will bully all of those losers into killing themselves!
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Yang: what if I put on the table something I don't have?
rando: what's that?
Yang: a gag reflex
rando: oh hell yeah why didn't you say so
Weiss: god dammit
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Goodwitch: do you think im fucking stupid?
Ozpin: no. but I guess I am...
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Jaune: so uh are you waiting for somebody?
Yang: yeah and she wouldn't wanna fuck you either
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Weiss: sorry I got held up in math
Yang: Weiss would you fuck Jaune?
Weiss: ew no!
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Weiss: why are you hitler?
Eclipse: is that like a band or are you calling me hitler?
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Weiss: you're a good friend
Eclipse: I thought I was hitler?
Weiss: you're a really pretty noirette hitler with a caffeine addiction
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Coco: if I ever see someone talk like that to you again I will rip their bleeding heart out and hand it to you on a silver platter
Eclipse: and you don't wanna have sex with me? 🤨
Coco: no
Eclipse: are you sure-
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Blake: who even is Jesus these days?
Yang: someone assholes find to say they're not assholes anymore
Blake: do you think Cardin will ever find Jesus?
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Eclipse: last thing before I jump!
Weiss: hey I gotta be honest I don't really give a shit if you stick some awesome landing!
Eclipse: what? really??
Weiss: yeah really. cuz like--
Eclipse: because you love me for me! you don't need some wild display of courage to be my girlfriend!
Weiss: no actually I'm just not gonna be your girlfriend either way. you had zero chance from the start if it makes you feel any better!
Eclipse: what!? NO!
Goodwitch: why did you say that? Eclipse it's okay! just take some deep breaths.. BACK OFF FROM THE LEDGE
Eclipse: all I deserve is a deep plunge. you did this Weiss!
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if you couldn't tell Goodwitch and Oobleck are my favorite teachers
and if you couldnt tell by literally every chapter Eclipse and Weiss are my favorite pair
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The Grimm Huntress
FanfictionWhile Ozpin fought against Salem, immortal and using other people as his tools, the brother gods watched disgusted. One of them decided to give his powers to a child. A child he was sure would be different than Ozpin even after learning the truth. A...