Eclipse: So who broke my coffee pot? I'm not mad I just wanna know
Pyrrha: I did. I broke it.
Eclipse: No no you didn't. Jaune?
Jaune: don't look at me. Look at Ruby
Ruby: what?! I didn't break it
Jaune: huh. That's weird how'd you even know it was broken?
Ruby: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken
Jaune: suspicious
Ruby: No it's not!
Blake: if it matters, probably not, but Weiss was the last person to use it-
Weiss: Liar! I don't even use that crap!
Blake: oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee counter earlier?
Weiss: I like to sit over there when I'm reading everyone knows that Blake!
Pyrrha: okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Eclipse.
Eclipse: No! Who broke it?
Ruby: Eclipse...Ren's been awfully quiet-
Ren: Really?!
Ruby: yeah really!
Ren: oh my gods!
*Arguing ensues...*
Eclipse *alone*: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick
Eclipse: good. It was getting a little chummy around here
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Eclipse: good morning everyone!
Pyrrha: good morni-
Eclipse: the gods have let me live another day and I am about to make it everyone's problem
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Esteban: who took my food?! Apollo-!
Esteban: that was me 10 minutes ago. I was mad but family is more important-
Esteban: that was me 15 seconds ago screw it! *kicking down Apollo's door* Apollo-!
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Ruby: *doing a poll* how tall are you?
Eclipse: 5'8
Ruby: how tall are you?
Weiss: I am 5 foot 1 inch and 3 quarters. I will destroy you
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Employee: what do you want to eat?
(15)Eclipse: the souls of the innocents
Qrow: a bagel
Eclipse: nooo
Qrow: two bagels
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Jacques: why are you playing Christmas music in November
Zeus: you are not welcome here. Get out of my house-!
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✨Highschool au✨
Eclipse: the cemetery is hiring!
Weiss: No no no no no-! Eclipse-
Eclipse: the cemetery is hiring!
Weiss: Eclipse if you don't get your ass back here!
Eclipse: don't mind if I fucking do!!!
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I'm making a part 2 to the highschool Au btw
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Weiss: I just want to hear those 3 little words
Eclipse: I love you?
Weiss:
Eclipse: fine. *puts down blowtorch* I will behave.
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Weiss: *75% of Eclipse's impulse control*
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Qrow *clearly disheveled*: excuse me ma'am have you seen my child?! She's about this tall clearly gay but we haven't had the talk-
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Yang: someone once told me agender people don't exist *opens her closet door* but I found this thing in my closet-
Eclipse: I like bread-
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Ruby: truth or dare
Eclipse: truth
Ruby: how many hours have you slept this week
Eclipse, who has been pulling all-nighters so she could finish her weapon: .......dare
Yang: go to sleep!!
Eclipse: I don't think I like this game-
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Yang: quick force me to finish my essay
Eclipse, immediately: do it or you're straight
Yang: I said force me not THREATEN ME
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Tai: please I'm begging you. Go to a doctor
Eclipse, with a nevermore feather through her leg: I'm sorry is this our stab wound??? Stay out of it.
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Hey, I'm almost finished with the next actual chapter but I got bored so yeah
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