Whenever a character's age is different than their current age there will be parentheses around the number as seen below, okay? okay.
(15) Eclipse: Hi there. Remember that time you showed me love and affection? Oop! I'm here to stay now! I got feelings, that's how it works. You showed me human kindness... something I'm not used to but hey! You did it! You fucked up! I'm your problem now, haha!
Qrow, ruffling her hair: yeah okay kid
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Eclipse: and Qrow will play the part of my father
Qrow: I don't wanna be your father
Eclipse: great you already know your lines!
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That one time Qrow lost (15) Eclipse in the mall
Qrow: oh thank god-
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Eclipse: so I have good news and bad news
Qrow, exasperated: good news first
Eclipse: ....I won't do it again
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Qrow: is there any trash in here?
Eclipse: yeah im right here
Qrow: kid how many times-?!
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Qrow: why is your report card on the ceiling?!
(16) eclipse: you said bring my grades up
Qrow: I did say that, lemme see-
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kidnapper: we have your daughter
Qrow: I don't have a daughter
kidnapper: then who's the crazy girl who's been singing the periodic table for 3 hours straight???
Qrow: oh yeah that one. you must have Eclipse good luck- also word from the wise she doesn't like being called a girl
kidnapper: look we don't want anything just take her back PLEASE
(15) Eclipse in the background having licked off the tape they put on her mouth: there'shydrogenandheliumthenlithumberyliumboroncarboneverywherenitrogenalllthroughtheairoxygensoyoucanbreatheandflourineforyourprettyteethneontolightupthesignssodiumforsaltytimes--
kidnapper, practically crying: STOP PLEASE
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Eclipse: well hello technical guardian
Qrow:
Eclipse: you may be wondering why im taped to the ceiling
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Qrow: I woke up with a lot of fear from a dream I can't remember but thank the gods im back to the real World where-
Qrow: *looks over to see a sketching Eclipse sitting on his bookshelf*
Qrow: nope this is very much worse
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(15) Eclipse: someones been bothering me at work but I never have the energy to confront them...
Qrow: ill hide the body
Eclipse: that's not what I meant!
Qrow: oh ok ill just do it myself then
Eclipse: the hell you're not!
Qrow: you're right ill have to ask yang..
Eclipse: please don't
Qrow: raven does owe me a favor...
Eclipse: don't bring your sister into this I already feel like she doesn't like me
Qrow: alright I mean I'm pretty sure Tai'll do it if I bully him enough...
Eclipse: STOP--
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Eclipse: *hugs Qrow around the neck from behind and smiles*
eclipse, softly: Drink the rest of my coffee again and ill slit your throat
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fun fact Qrow isn't legally Eclipse's guardian and not just because she's 18 he was never her legal guardian she just lived with him :|
however in the wise words of Stan pines "everything's legal when the cops aren't around"
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