the next morning me and neil get up and we see my brother and will outside
"you alright" neil asks ans wills looks disgustingly at neil's morning boner "have you see jay"
"shit not since last night"
"well you arnt looking too hard because he's over there" i point to the well outside of the hotel and we all look at him laying on the floor
we quickly get changed and go down to see if he is okay
jay just sits up groaning then mumbles out the word face
"yeah you've got something on your face mate"neil let him know
"it appears jay has slept in an ants hill" wills says and i roll my eyes at him
"88 fucking bites" jay counts every bite he has on him as we were at a breakfast bar
"here you go" the waiter placed a plate of pancakes infront of me
"ta luv" i smile at him and go to get my knife and fork to start scranning
"oi im starving wheres my bacon sandwich" neil yells to the man walking away
"here hun" i feed him some of my pancakes to keep him quiet
"thought you got enough porking last night" jay wiggles his eyebrows at us
"shut up"
"honestly how loud do you two have to be" my brothers scrunches his nose up in disgust
"honestly i was pretty much blacked out and asleep outside and i still heard you" jay laughs at us
"fuck off" neil says and i just smile going back to eating my pancakes
"right well see you lot later" simon stands up to leave
"where you going?" i wonder
"i'm going gun to find those girls lucy said her rec can still get boat party tickets" he nods at us all
"well that's an interesting story" jay sarcasticly said while he rolled his eyes
"it is actually because guess who else is gonna be there carli" not getting the reaction he wanted my brother bends down in pain from jay hitting him in the balls "look i've got to go to that party she said she misses me "
"look your ment to be here to forget about carli" jay gets hit in the balls by neil when he says her name
"i would like to go along as well they weren't too bad allison was nice" will stood up to stand by simon
"fine i'll come as well, they can't be hard to find i could probably spot the large one outer space" jay stands as well and i mumble dickhead at him
i stand up as well and when i seen neil not getting up with me i look at him confused
"cant i've left my trunks back in england"
"just ware your calvin's there the same thing"
"can i will?" he looks at will for permission
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wanker(the inbetweeners)
Humorneil sutherland x oc simon coppers sister olivia cooper has been friends with jay and neil for as long as she can remember and when will comes to the school and the group start ending up in a bunch of situations she will realise that she has deeper...
