we were stood on the edge of the pavement waiting for jay to pull up in his car because he had now got his driving licence
"morning benders jump in the minge mobile" he stoped infront of us
"strange thing to call your mums car" will commented as we all get in and we set off to school
"roundabout jay!"
"give way to the fucking left!" jay shouted out the window holding up his middle finger "stupid old bint"
"i think it's the right mate"
"neil's correct it is the right"i confirm to jay and pat neil's shoulder
"oh yeah that does sound familiar" i just roll my eyes at him
"what's that in your ear?" my brother asks
"it's a piercing it's just a stud for now but my dads mining me a diamond to put in it"jay answered him
"hand on have you had the left ear pierced?" i sit up in my sate to look
"isn't that the one you get pierced to show your gay?" i point out
"fuck off"
"oh yeah that is the gay one"neil agrees with me
"there's a quick way to tell neil which ear has your dad got pieced"
"neither coz he's not bent" neil repeated for like the thousandth time "will which we is if you know everything?"
"i don't know any men that have had there ears priced coz i went to an all boys school" wills says making me roll my eyes
"why have you had it done anyway?"
"i'll probably need it for the talent show tomorrow"
"i didn't know they asked you to model jay"
"they didn't they haven't asked anyone yet" he says making me furrow my brows in confusion because me and simon have been asked
"well they have because me and simon have been asked"i tell him
"what! you i understand but him? who wants a model that looks like a spotty baby crossed with the statue of liberty" he complained
we eventually got to school and went to sit in the common room while jay was still complaining about simon getting to do the fashion show
"right i'm sure most of you will remember alister scott"neil raises his hand saying he dosent remember him "you sat next to him in registration for four year"
"oh alister" neil nods remembering and i stop listening to what sir is saying because i honestly didn't like alister. obviously i felt bad for him but when he was in school he was a freak and was always making me uncomfortable
"mackenzie my office ten minutes"sir finished off and walked out
"he probably wants me to act as a chaperone for that alister kid, poor guy imagine what he's been through" wills says
"he's a dick" i laugh at jays comment
"jay" will seems offended
"what, i never liked him when he was well, i never liked him when he was ill, and i don't like him now he's getting better simples" (honestly my fav line in the show icl)
"for once he makes a good point" i nod my head agreeing with what jay says
"look he's had a hugely traumatic experience. maybe he's changed"will defended him
"i'm not going"jay decided
"oh come on jay there might be sausage rolls"neil tried to convince him
"fine fuck it i'll come but i'm waring you he's a dick"
we were in the hall at alisters welcoming party where there were in fact sausages rolls
"told you there'd be sausages rolls" neil said proudly
"well done hun" i lean up to give him a kiss on the lips to distract him from the fact i'm taking a sausage roll off his plate
"um excuse me everyone, quiet now i want to talk"alister yells gaining everyone's attention "i just want to say supper thanks to everyone who's given up there time to take part in the fashion show especially all the sexy girls" he giggles and points at me making me shrink into neil abit and he puts his arm around my shoulder
"it's gonna be brilliant i might try getting a job backstage so that way i get to see livvy putting on sexy outfits but for charity" neil smiles proudly at his plan making me shake my head but smile at him at the same time
"hi simon, liv you coming to the rehearsal tonight?" carli walks up to us
"how much practice do they need to walk up and down a stage" will scoffs
"it's more for timings and stuff" carli answered him
"do you need any helpers carli?" neil asks her and she says that would be helpful i have a felling he doesn't know he won't get to dress the female models but i'm not gonna burst his bubble
"hey olivia it feels like it's been ages since i've seen that beautiful face of yours" alister comes up to us and i once again shrink into neil smiling at him not walking to seem rude but not wanting to talk to him and will sticks his hand out saying hes relatively new
"are you the kid who shit himself in the exam?"
"nice to meet you too" will say embarrassed that a kid who hasn't even been here for a year knows about it
wills asks if there is any way there can be a fundraiser that involves everybody and alister says something about him not being as pretty at carli and he wants to go talk to her again making me cringe as he leaves
"dick" jay and i mumble at the same time
"i don't like the way he speaks to my livvy" neil's grip on my shoulder moves down to my waist as he lays a firm hand on my hip making my stomach do flips
it was the day of the charity show and i was backstage getting dressed into my first outfit as i hear neil's voice
"what the hell they have a curtain up, i can't see livvy at all"
"that's the point of the curtain neil"i hear simon say to him "come on your ment to be getting my clothes ready"
"yeah i think this is a little bit more important"neil fumbles around with the curtains
i hear carli tell neil that he's dressing the boys and not the girls with pedo kennedy and i hear him groan in in annoyance making me laugh as i open the curtain abit to look out i see him about two stalls away from me
"neil" i whisper yell to get his attention when he turns around to see me his eyes light up
"livvy there you are can you believe she won't let me dress you, like i haven't done that before" i laugh at him and pull him down to place my lips next to his ear
"i'll make you a promise yeah if you do a good job here i will give you my own private fashion show when we get home i spent around £100 in victoria secret" i give him a soft kiss under his ear and i pull back seeing his cheeks extremely red as i go back into my curtained room to continue getting changed
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wanker(the inbetweeners)
Humorneil sutherland x oc simon coppers sister olivia cooper has been friends with jay and neil for as long as she can remember and when will comes to the school and the group start ending up in a bunch of situations she will realise that she has deeper...
