it's absolutely freezing outside as we are watching simon try and park a car which he is doing terrible at.
"simon it's my nan she wants to know if you need help parking" jay says making us all laugh at simon he then pulls the car back and crashes into the car behind him making neil put his arm around my waist pulling me towards him
"oh shit"
"okay simon into first"simons driving instructor tells him to move
"shouldn't you leave a note" will says as me, jay and neil still look at the car in shock
simons driving instructor tells him to drive off which he does leaving us to look at the car in shock
in school i'm sat in the common rooms helping simon revise for his driving test neil and jay walk up to us
"i just had the best lesson ever Jack Stephens dropped his ruler next to miss Timms and when she bent over to pick it up i saw loads of leg on the way down and a little bit of tit on the way up" neil says making me roll my eye at him
"lucky git"
"oh yeah and it's all locked away in the visual wank bank"
"god your disgusting" i say
"don't worry your in there too" he says back to me while grabbing a piece of toast and sitting down.
"if you pass we can go on a road trip"will says i'm not realy paying attention though because neil is now feeding me bits of his toast
"why don't you come to thorp park" neil suggests while turning to look at them
"oh my god yes thorp park"
"i can get you free tickets"
"how?"
"he works there" i say making neil nod at me
"how come olivia is the only one who knows you work at thorp park"my brother asks
"she's the only one who asked" neil says to him like it's obvious
"is it right neil that thorp park has one of only two pulley-launched coasters outside north america?" will asks making me look at him like he's a freak
"i don't know" neil replies
"it is true" will says making me say
"so why did you ask then" but he ignores me
"i don't know if my dad will let me go yet"
"what's it got to do with your dad?" jay asks simon
"he's paying for his car" i tell him not at all interested in the conversation
"are there really loads of girls there neil?" simon asks still unsure
"oh yeah sometimes on the rides there boobs pop out" at this point i stand up and go towards the vending machines not wanting to listen to them pine over girls anymore. the bell rings and neil walks up to me putting his arm around my shoulder as we head to our next class
as simon gets out of the car he looks disappointed making me disappointed
"i passed" he says and i jump up and down clapping
"well done si we are gonna have such fun on a road trip"
"your dads just bringing round your new car"
"got this is brilliant" dad then pulls up in the ugliest yellow car i have ever seen making me laugh at him until i realise he's going to be driving me around in it
we then drive to wills house and when we get there i don't get out but only climb into the back seat as they fit in when donaven shows up and spits juice at the window we then drive to jays house which i again don't get out i just stay in the back while will and jay argue about shot gun eventually will gets in the back of the car with me now we are off to thorp park
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wanker(the inbetweeners)
Humorneil sutherland x oc simon coppers sister olivia cooper has been friends with jay and neil for as long as she can remember and when will comes to the school and the group start ending up in a bunch of situations she will realise that she has deeper...
