we were in the common rooms looking at jays laptop at the website 'pure wasted'
"holy shit that poor fuckers had all his hair removed with immac"
"you've got that in your room what's that?" neil asked turning to me
"it's what she uses to get a nice smooth fanny"jay interrupts making my face turn bright red
"jay" i yell at him
"he is right tho it is nice and smooth" neil nodded his head
"gilbert just told me some great news" will came and sat down with us "gilbert has registered the school for the duke of edinburgh awards"
"oh i'm sorry i thought you said you had good news"i said to him unimpressed
"this is good news think how good a duke of edinburgh award will look on our UCAS forms"
"oh now it sounds awesome"my voice dripping in sarcasm
he then starts telling us about all the fun activities we could get to do
"just who is this duke of edinburgh? does he teach here" neil asks and we all look at him in confusion
"no corse he doesn't teach here you fucking idiot"jay looks confused "the duke of edinburgh is price charles"
"no it's not YOU fucking idiot it's his dad" i say to jay repeating calling him an idiot like he said to neil
"king philip?" neil asked
"no well that is the duke of edinburgh your thinking of but he's not the king"will answers him
"he fucks the queen tho"neil defeated himself
"probably up the arse"jay agreed with him
will then asks us if we want to help him with the award and jay says no
"yeah fuck it i'm in"
"same" me and neil both agreed to help him
"why you twats?" i roll my eyes at jay calling us twats
"i've never met the queen" i sigh at Neil's comment
will then asks simon and he says he will think about it before finally saying yes
"brilliant see you guys sunday"will gets up to walk off but stops when simon asks him about Sunday
"yes sunday, my mums bbq, do you remember anything i invite you to"
"don't worry i'm coming wherever your mums snatch is i'll be there"jay says making me and neil laugh and will walks away
we were now stood in wills back garden
"this is shit" neil complains
"it's a middle age woman's bbq what we're you expecting?" my brother questioned
"still shit"
"er si, liv i just saw your mum inside she looked real upset" will walks up to us
"bloody hell she's been a total baby since dad moved out do you want me to get rid of her"
"simon don't be horrible" i said to him
"it's fine" he says he's going to mingle but tells us we're not allowed inside
"why?"
"because you'll do something like steal my mum's knickers to sniff then wank with" he answered
"with?"
"yes with then you'll tell me how you wrapped my mothers knickers round your cock and use the friction generated while thinking about her tots to make you cum"
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wanker(the inbetweeners)
Humorneil sutherland x oc simon coppers sister olivia cooper has been friends with jay and neil for as long as she can remember and when will comes to the school and the group start ending up in a bunch of situations she will realise that she has deeper...
