btw i published the last part without finishing it by accident so i have edited and finished it so go read the rest of that before carrying on with this part if you want 🫶
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me, jay and neil were sat in the room we were staying in and this gorgeous girl walks in "oh hello" she's obviously the dutch girl "you are sophie's sisters friends"
when both the boys stare at her silently not answering her i roll my eyes at them and answer her "yeah we are"
"okay very welcome, i have a fucking cold so i'm looking for the bloody tissues" she sneezes and jay says bless you "thanks you oh there are the bloody things see you guys have a super fun night"
"thanks babe hope you feel better soon" i say and she smiles at me while walking out the room
"fucking hell shes fit" i say while standing up to look at jay and him and neil both look at me confused "well she is dont you agree?" i aim the question more at jay
"yeah she looks like she loves cock"
"of course you made it weird"
"do you have to do it differently with a dutch girl?" neil questions standing up. i don't feel too jealous that he asked that just because i know he is a curious boy abit like a child
"there are three things you need to know about European birds: there filthy, there hairy and they don't mind if you wipe it on the curtains"
neil just looks abit confused by his words making me shake my head laughing at him as i pull him and will downstairs
when we get downstairs we see will downing a drink and the boys yelling
"what's going on?" jay asks
"question down it" one of the boys passes him a drink
"are you alright?" i ask more to will then the boys on the sofa because he looks very confused
"question down it" the boys yell and they pass me a drink which i just shrug to and begin to drink it
"can i play?" neil asks
"questions!" the boys yell and someone hands him a drink
after we had all finished our drinks we walk into the kitchen and tara just scoffs and walks out
"if she fucks like she complains your in for a treat" me and neil both laugh
"oh my god is this it then si? are you going to do it right now?"
"listen i need your advice" simon ignores will "you know you said i'd have a problem getting it up? i've got the exact opposite problem it won't go down. if she touches it i'm sure it will go off straight away what am i gonna do?"
"look go have a quick tactical wank now and when she puts some clunge around it you'll be able to go for hours"
"good advice" simon nods
"is it?" i severely doubt this is going to go well for him
"yeah try to forget this is the most important moment in your life" neil says
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wanker(the inbetweeners)
Humorneil sutherland x oc simon coppers sister olivia cooper has been friends with jay and neil for as long as she can remember and when will comes to the school and the group start ending up in a bunch of situations she will realise that she has deeper...
