"you guys go we're gonna stay back" i say gabbing neil's hand and pulling him back
"we are?" he turns to me and i nod my head rather forcefully before he understands what i mean "we are" he repeats as a statement instead of a question
they all walk out and go down to the party, knowing our friends i can make an educated guess that we won't have very long till they do something embarrassing, get kicked out and come back to the room
i quickly close the door as soon as they are out of it and turn round to neil to see him smiling, i bite my lip to stop the huge grin appearing on my face
i walk over to him grab him by his jumper and bring his lips straight to mine for a very hungry and abit sloppy kiss i then push him back so he is now on the bed with me straddling his waist leaning down to kiss him with his hands grabbing my hips roughly making me moan into him
just as i guessed jay bursts through the door not even 5 minutes later making both me and neil sit up straight as i'm still on his lap with his hands on my hips "what are you doing back so quickly?" neil huffs at him for ruining our time together
"what do you think?" jay replied
"i think because your all losers they didn't let you in to the party" i say back to him with a fake sweet smile
"ha funny ha" he flipped us off while walking to his bunk climbing up to the top one
i then get of neil's lap causing him to groan in annoyance and we both get under his bed covers his arms wrapped around my waist and i rest my head on his chest.
me, neil and jay have some random conversations for about 10 minutes until my brother and will comes back and we all decide to go to bed. i decide to stay in the boys room comfortable in the position i'm in with neil
"hello" the door opens to reveal mr kennedy walking in to the room"thought i'd check how you are" he then sits on mine and neil's bed then begins to rub neil's legs talking about how he needs to shift the lactic acid from there tiering swim. gilbert then walks in to pull mr kennedy off of neil's bed and out of the room not before giving us a look then closing to door behind him
"was that a dream or did that just happen?" wills asks
"that was your wet dream" jay sits up
"he rubbed my legs" neil says rather confused making me wrap my arms around him in a comforting hug
"that's what you get for leading on pesos you slut" jay jokes
"should we report him"
"he did give us that vodka" neil says
"that's called grooming love" i say making him turn to me in surprise
"is it?" i just nod my head at him "oh."
"good night then" he then pulls me to lay back down and he puts his head into my chest making himself comfortable and i run my hands through his hair
the next day jay drags me and neil to the pier to some ice cream shop which he thinks is run by the woman he is trying to find
"i don't know she looks old" neil doesn't look convinced
"yeah very old" i agree with neil
"look we've been here two days and she's the first bird we've seen hanging out here"
"she looks like she's only got one leg"
"she's probably just got an old face must be cos of all the jizz she's had on it" jay nods his head making me turn to him with my nose scrunched up in disgust
"you never fail to disgust me"
"i bet her body's still pretty fit" jay chooses to ignore my comment
"how's the sex search going?" my brother walks up to us
"jay thinks it's her" neil says as i point to the woman we've been staring at for the past 10 minutes
he laughs and agrees with us about the fact she's too old to be the woman
"this is it, it's now or never"jay then confidently walks up to her
"get us a 99 jay" neil shouts to him "me too" i add on
after afew awkward seconds jay walks away "so it's not her then" neil asks as we all run after him
we go down to the harbour to see wills looking like a tool in a life jacket
"aye aye permission to come aboard captain cockwash" jay asks making us laugh at him
will then starts bragging about how he's going on a boat trip with lauren which makes simon real confused "what after you told me not to see her" and they argue about it for a minute
"let's have a go then" neil tried to get on the boat but will pushes him back refusing to let the boys on jay then tells us that will is scared and that's why he won't let us on which will caves to and let's the boys on i decide to stay back because i'm scared of deep water and as i'm walking back to the dorms i see lauren
"hey olivia"
"oh hi lauren are you on your way to go see will" i ask her
"yeah i was just-" she gets cut off when we see a flair go up in the air
we run down to the harbour and i see my boys in a boat with simon naked and what looks like a dead fish on the floor
five bloody minutes i left them alone for
"neil are you okay?" i yell to him making all the boys turn to see us standing against a railing but will replied to me instead of neil
"fine thanks be back in a minute"
"you know you sent a flair up?" lauren asks making me look at her abit confused i mean how would they not know they sent a flair up
"yep thanks lauren i won't be a minute"
"is that a fish?" this being wills final straw he then snaps at her
"yes lauren it's a fucking give me a minute" making me and lauren both look at each other abit shocked
simon then sees carli and stands up to wave at her revealing him to be completely naked with just a sock covering his penis making me look away in disgust.
the boys then then all hug simon trying to keep him warm as the coastguard goes over to them getting them off the boat and bringing them back to the deck
when neil gets back to the shore i run up to him and hug him worried that he was hurt or something seeing he's fine made me relax i then ask him "what the fuck happened? i left you lot for like 5 minutes and you have to get dragged back to shore by the sea police with simon naked and you with blood on your hands"
"it's a long story gorgeous i just need you to cheer me up right now" that's all he needs to say for me to bring my lips to his giving him a warm kiss
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wanker(the inbetweeners)
Humorneil sutherland x oc simon coppers sister olivia cooper has been friends with jay and neil for as long as she can remember and when will comes to the school and the group start ending up in a bunch of situations she will realise that she has deeper...
