me and neil actually did it
we got married
and these last few weeks since have been fucking phenomenal we have spent every second together no matter where it is or what we're doing
id say we are in very much of a honeymoon phase we are constantly kissing and cuddling and more 🤭
it was the last day of 6th form and we were all sat in an assembly hall while mr gilbert said some kind words
"i will forget each and everyone of you almost immediately so in the near future if you think it might be nice to pop in and see how we're getting on don't" im honestly going to miss him "good luck with the rest of your lives and try not to kill anyone it reflects quite badly on us" he then walks off the stage and we all get up to start to leave the hall
as were walking through the corridors donaven comes by to give wills one last weggie
"what the fuck do you think your doing, put him down" carli walks up to us and demands. simon had told me how she had dumped him so i decided just to smile at her instead of starting up a conversation not to make it awkward
"hi simon" she looks at him and he just turns his head away from her but i smile sympathetically at her "right bye then"
"fucking bitch" simon says once she is out of earshot
"is she?"
"no, oh god i miss her so much" he starts sobbing and we all look at each other not knowing what to do
"just don't think i will ever get over her" he puts his head in his hands
"to be fair it is the girl he has been in love with since he was eight and then he finally got her and couldn't keep hold of her" i say looking at him sadly and neil nods his head at me
"thank you for the recap olivia" i just send him a smile
"look i can help you with that any time you say her name you get hit in the balls" jay suggests
"how does that help?"
"stops you from crying like a baby for one"
"so my life is still ruined but now my balls hurt" i roll my eyes at my brother
"you are so dramatic your life is not ruined"
"like you would know your married" he scoffs at me and i can't help but put my hands up in defeat stepping back into neil's arms. he's got me there
"your life is just about to begin mate now you've been dumped we can all go on a mental holiday together, two weeks of sun, sex, sand, booze, sex, minge, fanny and tits and booze and sex" i just sigh and continue walking and the rest of the boy's follow me
"it is the best time to go on holiday si" i try and convince him
"yeah they do say a summer holiday is a good time for a holiday" neil says
"exactly neil" i nod my head at him
"come on simon the lads and liv on tour it will be great"
"yeah why not" we all finally walk out of school. finally done
later that week we were all outside my house
"you alright neil your face is abit weird" i was going to tell my dad not to be mean but when i see neil's face i'm very confused
"yeah i just popped abit if my sisters fake tan on. i mean livvy always looks so good when she has fake tan on so i thought i would" i smile at him and out of the corner of my eye i see my mum lean close to me
"that's your husband?"
"two fucking right it is" i say proudly
jay and his dad walk up to us and he immediately starts saying stupid shit about how neil's dad looks like a gay vicar
i can't stand that man
"right i suppose we better get off don't want you lot missing that flight" my dad breaks the tension and we all get into the car
"oh and jay if your gonna spend your grandads money chasing skirt two things
1) make sure she's not a hound like the last one and 2)try to be a man when she dumps you for someone with a bigger cock which is everyone" he starts cackling at his own words making me scrunch my nose up at him
we finally got to the airport and we were on the train to the main part of the airport when neil pulls 5 pink t-shirts out of his bag and hands them to us
jay has one saying mr big nob
simon has one saying mr rebound
wills has one says mr i fuck kids
and mine and neil's say mr husband and mrs wife which i find absolutely adorable and they all have pussay patroll on the front
we put them on and walk into the airport and get to the front desk
"flight to malia?" the woman asks us and we all nod "delayed for 7 hours and please remove those t shirts or we won't allow you to board the plane"we all sign and go to sit down having to wait 7 hours until we finally get on the flight having to wait another 2 hours till we finally land in malia
"it is well hot" is all neil has to say when we are looking at the gorgeous place and then we hear a horn beep and we see our coach ready to take us to the place we are staying at
we get on the coach and i see 4 gorgeous girls sat in a group when one of them starts eyeing up neil i grab his arm and push him out of her sight
we all sits down and will starts waffling about his plans for what to do
"no we haven't come half way around the world to see some boring greek ruins"me and neil both agree with jay
"look we get there drop the bags off and go straight out to get smashed"
"sounds good to me" i nod
"we haven't slept for 38 hours" will argues
"then shut up and try to get some sleep on here" my brother argues back to him
"WE LOVE YOU BURNLEY WE DO!" these boys at the back start chanting and we all turn to look at them. one of the boys makes eye contact with me and winks making me scrunch my brows up in disgust and neil pulls me into his lap. i look down at him and he kisses me i gladly kiss him back loving the fact he wants them to know i'm his
they continue to yell for the whole drive
finally after what feels like forever we stop outside the most shitty dangerous hotel i have ever seen and i pray we aren't the ones staying here but knowing our luck the outcome won't be good
"mackenzie party your here"
knew it. we all sigh and grab our suitcases getting off the coach. for fuck sake
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Humorneil sutherland x oc simon coppers sister olivia cooper has been friends with jay and neil for as long as she can remember and when will comes to the school and the group start ending up in a bunch of situations she will realise that she has deeper...
