wanker(the inbetweeners)

s2 ep6 pt2

we were walking into school the day of the exams and all simon could care about is the fact that carli kissed him

"calm down it was only a kiss" i say to him

"yeah come back to me when you're wanking over her arse while she frigs herself off"jay adds on

"it was two kisses actually and she told me she's coming to the fox and hounds tonight so i reckon more coming. how's chloe?" simon asks jay

"yeah she's good not seen much of her coz she's revising but i know where she's been and i text her 15,16 times a day to keep in touch y'know"

"good idea" neil tells him as i just furrow my brows in confusion

"and i send her face book messages, bebo, myspace, just to let her know i'm thinking of her"he continued

"what like a stalker"i joke

"fuck off. how's count spacula been getting on?" he changes the subject i just shrug and my brother goes to answer

"going mental i think. we'll probably see him when we finish his last exam is right after ours"

"good luck with you pe guys" he then says to me and neil

"yeah don't forget your kit" jay jokes while neil just swears under his breath and begins to run to the gate thinking he's forgot his kit

"do you think i should tell him his kit is in my bag"i say looking back to my brother and friend as they just laugh and we walk into school

finally we had all finished our exams and we get to the pub and not realy bother to wait for wills to arrive

"what do you think's happened to will? he's not usually late. he's normally annoyingly early. i hope hes alright." my brother says as we walk into the pub

"god your so bent for each other"i say laughing at him

"he's probably on the internet looking for the answers for all the exams"jay suggested

"and then having a wank"neil pipes up

"what?" i question him

"well it's impossible innit? i don't think i've ever gone on the internet and not ended up having a wank" neil argues

"why do you need to wank is that not what liv's for"jay speaks up making me roll my eyes at him

"you are disgusting but i am a little offended if u want to wank why don't you just come to me"i say to neil and before he can answer my brother interrupts

"can we stop talking about this"he shakes his head looking disgusted "do you think chloe and carli will get on?" he asks changing the subject

"sure it will be like a cool double date ending with us both getting some"jay answeres and i can't help but think it's not going to end that way

we walk up to the bar and jay asks for 2 largers, a rum and coke and a normal coke

"stella alright"the bar man asks making us all look at him surprised

"er yeah cheers"jay obviously stunned

"the one time we get served and i'm driving bollocks"simon complains

"it'll be better to be sober when you see carli i mean chloe prefers it"jay says

"ye i mean remember what happend last time you were around her drunk"i add on making simon scowl at me remembering the time he threw up all over her brother

then will walks in looking like a bigger tosser than usual in joggers and his blazer

"fuck me i thought you dressed like a twat normally but even for you this is shit"jay says and we all laugh at how he looks will just smiles not seeming bothered by his comment or our laughing