What am I doing with my life...
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Nightmare: WILL YOU SHUT UP! (talking to Killer)
Killer: One day I'll shut up.
Nightmare: thank go-
Killer: not today tho.
Nightmare: GOD DAMIT-
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Nightmare: you're too young to be tired (to his son Incubux)
Incubux: and you're too old to be alive yet here we are.
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Dream: okay, why don't you wanna do your homework? (To Palette)
Palette: Because it's child abuse.
Dream: *confused* what, dear what do you mean-
Palette: Homework spelled backwards is Krowemoh which in Latin translates to "child abuse".
Dream: ...oh...
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PJ: Dad, what's sex? (He's ten)
Error:...it's...I guess there's no reason to lie...
*After Error explains the process*
PJ: I don't think that's going to fit.
Error: what do you mean?
*PJ shows Error his homework which says "Sex:____" it also means gender.*
Error: *realizing he fucked up.* Shit...
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Cross: roses are red, that is very much true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue. (Talking to Killer)
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*The murder trio whenever they see algebra anywhere*
MT:
"wtf is that!?" -Dust (summons bones)
"AAAHHHH" -Horror (grabs axe)
"KILL IT!!!"- Killer. (Summons knives)
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Worker #1: "you're fired"
Fell: what??? (He never applied)
Worker #2: "we don't know who you are but we don't want you"
Fell: :(
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Random idiot: idk what's so sad about the Mars rover dieing, I'm going to die alone and cold too
Blue: Difference is that the Mars rover contributed to society.
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Teacher: who is your hero?
Goth: Dad (Reaper)
Teacher: why are they your hero?
Goth: Because he's brave.
Teacher: Is there anything he's afraid of?
Goth: mom. (Geno)
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Cross: do regular dogs see police dogs and think "oh no it's a cop"?
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Horror: if I said I love you, would you say it back?
Fell: of course.
Horror: I love you.
Fell: it back.
Horror: Ó╭╮Ò
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Rando: enjoy your youth, child!
Moonlight: and enjoy the rest of your life because it ain't lasting long
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Hi! Um so, I haven't updated in a week and I'm sorry. I was busy with school and all of that but up, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! I hope you all are doing well, I will hopefully update soon but we'll see. Have a good day, night, afternoon, evening, or whatever and remember that you are loved and you are not alone. ♡＾▽＾♡
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