😔 ...
Crocodile sat at his seat in the Warlord meeting. He ignored the angry stare Sengoku was giving him.
"Crocodile! No smoking in MY meeting room." The old fart growled.
"Number 11 hates boobs." (Guys leave Me alone I think I'm high)
"Excuse me?!" Boa looked at Mihawk who just stared blankly at her.
"Wasn't me." Mihawk smirked.
Crocodile ignored whatever the fuck Mihawk and Boa were talking about. (Hey, you should too.) He continued to smoke his cigar. Making Sengoku roll his eyes.
"I fucking hate you all." He growled.
"BUS."
"...."
"BUSS"
The rest of the Warlords were silent.
"BUSSSSS..... I need a bus." Doflamingo slammed his face on the table.
**WOAH WAIT WAIT WAIT. BUS AND CAR DON'T EXIST IN ONE PEE 🙀🙀🙀**
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE PINK DILDO." Crocodile smacked Doflamingo.
"Hehehe~ only for YOUUU~"
"I'm gonna kill myself." Moria groaned.
**"#relateable."** Said Kuma.
"CROCY-CHAN WEAR THE MAID OUTFIT!" Doflamingo cried.
Crocodile stared at him in disgust.
"FUCK YOU. I'M NOT GONNA WEAR THAT-""PUT ON THE MAID OUTFIT YOU SLUT."
"..."
Doflamingo: YAYYYYYYYYYY
OMG KAWAII DESU!!!!Sengoku: WHAT THE FUCK-
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Leave me alone 😔
Do people maybe want more cringe Dofuwani art? I suck at drawing but—
I also have been writing for my other Dofuwani fic slowly but surely.
Ok but If anyone wants to see me write a 30+ story about gay Lizard and Gorilla or maybe Gay space Lizard and Crab? 👀... Guys... don't go on Twitter and Tumblr 🤢
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Random DofuWani Shits and Giggles (Doflamingo x Crocodile)
Humoryou are the big gæ :) (Cover art by LotusMartus on DeviantArt) [Doflamingo x Crocodile]