Random DofuWani Shits and Giggles (Doflamingo x Crocodile)

Love Advice

(Very short tee hee)

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"What do you want Robin?" Crocodile looked up from his paper work.

"I need Advice."

Crocodile put his pen down. "About what?.."

"Uhhh.... love Advice-"

Crocodile made a face that almost made Robin chuckle.

"Who is it?" Crocodile rubbed his forehead.

"A guy.... He's tall... Blue hair, cyborg... and totally not—"

"Is it that Franky guy you keep talking to behind my back?"

Robin froze. "I don't talk to him... he talks to me, nonstop. I think he likes me..." She whispered the last part like it was the worst thing in the world.

Crocodile's nose flared. "What does this have to do with me?"

"Oh come on. You have a lot of experience with.... those type of people...." Robin looked at the tank of Bananawanis with a shocked look on her face.

Crocodile snorted and stood up in his chair. "What do you mean? I haven't had any ex–....."

Crocodile looked at the tank to see Doflamingo literally drowning.

"Oh god...." He whispered.

Crocodile tapped on the window and the Bananawani's came up to the glass.
They noticed Doflamingo and one of the littlest ones swam up to him.

"Feeding time." Crocodile said maliciously.

Doflamingo was bitten on his leg and he used his own blood to write "I love you Crocy."

Robin watched Crocodile pace the room.

"You know if they manage to kill him things will go really bad for you... right sir?"

Crocodile froze. "Go get Daz."

Robin nodded and left the room.

She found Daz and Vergo downstairs chatting with one another.

"Daz."

Daz didn't listen he was too busy staring at Vergo.

Robin smiled. "Vergo.... Doflamingo seems to be..."

When Vergo heard Doflamingo's name he seemed to come back to earth. "Doffy? I'll go get him......" Vergo walked past the two of them.

Daz frowned.

Robin laughed. "You like him don't you."

Daz jumped. "N-No I don't!"

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