Random DofuWani Shits and Giggles (Doflamingo x Crocodile)

Dumb Dog

(Why did I make this....)
...

_____________________________________

"Crocodile.... what the hell are you doing."
Crocodile was half way in the door pulling on something.

Crocodile looked up. "Oh it's nothing, just my dog." Crocodile finally got in the door.

He had a leash wrapped around his hook. The thing at the end off the leash was finally dragged in the room.

"Doflamingo..." Jinbe facepalms.

"WHAT THE HELL." Moria started laughing uncomfortably.

"Why does Doflamingo have dog ears and a tail...."

Crocodile sat down at his seat. "Oh, no reason."

Doflamingo smiled. "Crocodile likes puppy play."

Crocodile slammed Doflamingo into his head. "NO I DON'T."

At that point Sengoku had made it to the meeting. He stopped and stared at Doflamingo before sighing and sitting at his seat.

"Ok, let's start-"

"Woof."

"...."

"ARF."

"...Dofla-"

"BARK."

"Doflamingo.... please."

"BARK BARK."

Doflamingo jumped in Sengoku's lap and started licking his face.

"Eww..." Boa covered her mouth. She screamed when Doflamingo looked at her and jumped in her lap crushing her. She almost puked when Doflamingo started licking her face. "HELP I'M BEING KISSED BY A DOG-"

"DOFLAMINGO." Crocodile growled. "Get over here now!"
Doflamingo whimpered and went over to Crocodile.

"Bad boy Doflamingo."

"Nooo! I'm good doggyyy!"

Mihawk physically cringed.

"What are you looking at?!" Crocodile looked at Mihawk.

"Nothing... just wondering if you like cats too..." Mihawk took his hat off to reveal cat ears.

"OH NO, I'M ALLERGIC!" Boa screeched and ran out of her chair.

Crocodile continued you look at Mihawk's ears while Doflamingo stared dry humping his leg.

Sengoku stood up in chair.

"That's it, I quit.."

...

________________________________