Some Weird Sitcom

Remember That Time We Had A Season Finale

-"Damn right mate, see this is why I picked your balcony that night. You are a damn smart dude." Rousilleas complimented Leo. 

-"We still haven't figured out how you got in my house but thanks, I guess. Alright guys, go tell the others and try to gather an actual football team as soon as possible!" Leo said. 

Soon after that, Roufail approached Lop and asked him about something. 

-"Hey, is it just me or has Rousilleas' accent gotten a lot more... Tolerable?" 

"Oh yeah, it got old real quickly so I just kept practicing American songs with him. Soon his accent should do a full reset." 

If this was an actual televised Sitcom, Lop would look at the camera. 

Nevertheless, still confined in his dimensionless reality, Lop went on with his day, listening to music while he let everyone else do all the work for him. 

2 HOURS LATER

-"All right, this would be everyone." Leo declared.

In those two hours, they had managed to inform pretty much the entire group. 

-"I don't get it, can't we just... Not play? It would make no sense for us to know about this match even happening, if we just went on with our lives separately for a day we should be able to completely avoid this ordeal." Rin pointed out. 

To her surprise, her statement was met with total disapproval from the entire friend group. 

-"You don't understand... Competing in this football match... Would be fucking epic. Passing up on something this epic would be a bitch move. One does not simply make the bitch move." Kewmed explained to her, while also motivating every male in hearing distance. 

Rin just shrugged it off - she wouldn't be playing either way, as she sighed to herself.

-"Men." 

cue laugh track

Here was the game plan according to Roufail

Tempest: Goal dude™️

Fotis, Rousilleas, Lop, Leo, Renie, Tom, Nick and Manos: Filler Football Dudes™️

Kewmed and Koulis: Offense dudes™️

Everyone else: Optional dudes™️

It was very clear that the person who came up with the plan has absolutely no clue about football. 

-"Hey, why aren't I in the team?" Roufail asked. 

-"I dunno, you came up with the plan." Leo answered. 

-"Yeah, and I put myself in the offense dudes. You literally scratched out my name!" Roufail complained. 

-"Dude, no offense, but in my six years of knowing you, I don't think I've ever met a worse football player in my life, even Micheal has dinosaurs, sure they aren't exactly conventional, but they're at least somewhat entertaining to watch. Watching you play football is like watching a morning TV show host try to explain what 'woke' even means. It's nothing more than a pathetic attempt." Tempest explained. 

Roufail got the memo, but he was not gonna go down without a fight...

After a few more hours, the boys managed to convince Pavlidis to become the referee. 

-"I don't get why you guys don't just get that Renie dude to do the job. You didn't seem to care about his 'work etiquette', or lack there-of, during the BBC Basketball League match. 

You're lucky I'm bored enough to agree to this stupid idea." Pavlidis said. 

-"Stop yapping, I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm a professional football player, no idea why you're saying I've ever done another job." Renie said, being the only one fully geared out in professional football player equipment.