wanker(the inbetweeners)

ep 1 pt 2

as we walk up to the pub we hear will from behind us making neil and jay roll there eyes at the fact he's here

" what's the plan then" simon is still stressed about how this is going to go

"we don't need a plan we go in, get drinks and wait for the gash to form a queue" jay says making me turn to him in disgust

"did you actually just say gash"

"it will be fine relax" he ignores my question

"there is nothing relaxing about this if we don't get served i will be humiliated in-front of the girl i have lusted after since she was eight"

"you fancy eight year olds?"
neil asks simon sounding disgusted which makes me laugh before speaking up to defend my brother

"neil our families are friends they were both eight" neil just turns to me still confused "he still fancied an eight year old"

i just give up trying to defend simon at his point and lean against neil as jay stars making fun of will.

"brilliant come on then" wills says getting us to walk into the pub neil's arm around my shoulder.

as we walk into the pub it is pretty much completely empty which makes me look at neil in confusion which he just shrugs at. jay asks us what we're having

"rum and coke please" i say to him which he nods at and the rest of the boys order their drinks

"oh brilliant a fruity" neil says dragging me towards the machine.

after neil looses all his and my money on a fruity we go sit back down at the table when we see wills walking up to the table with a random man

"who's that?" simon asks as neil pulls me closer to him so the man can fit at the table

"this is steve he will be joining us" wills says sounding smug

"alright steve?" neil asks as i wave at him.

wills tells us that we need to get a carvery with our drinks as the boys walk off to get a carvery that just leaves me neil and steve

" i just lost £20 in a fruity" neil try's to start a conversation then steve stands up and walks over to the fruity.

"come on then" i grab neil's hand and get up to go to the carvery when we get there simon asks neil which pub were in

"black bull" neil confirmed

"right so we're in the wrong pub come on let's go" "neil how can you confuse the black bull with the black horse"simon practically scolds neil

"hey leave him alone he got it half right" i defend neil and in thanks he pulls my hand up to his face and kisses it

when we finally walk into the right pub simon goes and finds carli as will asks who's round it is "new boys" me and jay say at the same time

"what again?" will complains as he walks over to the bar to get our drinks.

me jay and neil find some kid playing one of the machines and we start trying to tell him the answers which end up being wrong then we here will start to grass everyone up "16 , 16, at a push 17, 16 and this one mark donaven yeah he looks older and he's supposed to be hard but he's still only 16" we then all get kicked out of the pub and get banned from going then ever again

"i don't care how fit your mum is i wouldn't be seen dead in a car with you" jay says fed up with the boy

"you coming si?" i ask him wanting to leave now

"er nah i said if look after super grass here better not leave him on his own just in case" simon replies

"why you staying with that bell end?" neil asks putting his arm around my shoulder because i'm freezing

"see you later then"

" tell mum in staying at neil's" he replied by nodding at me as we walk away

"what a bell end"neil says to jay still being pissed off about the pub situation

"leave him be it was his first day he's probably just one of those anxious kids, didn't he leave his last school because he got bullied?" i try to defend him out of pity

"ye i wonder why?" jay and neil start laughing

"just give him a chance ye for me" i ask them with pleading eyes

"fine but only for you because you fit" jay says making me laugh as he turns to walk down his street i turn to look at neil with raised brows asking him as well

"what do i get out of this?" neil asks still not convinced which makes me smirk at him before walking up to him getting real close so out noses are almost touching before i look down at his lips and say "try it and you'll find out" i then walk down to where his house is and i notice he's not next to me i turn around and see he's still stood in the same spot "you coming then?" i yell to him snapping him out of whatever trance he's in he then runs up to me and grabs my hand practically dragging me to his house.

as we walk through the door laughing he yells to his dad that i'm here to which his dad just says okay not really caring because i have been over loads of times. we walk up to his room and when we get in he throws a shirt at me to sleep in i thank him and go to the bathroom to get changed

when i am done i walk back into the room and see him in bed with his arms open waiting for me to come lay with him.

i just smile at him while walking over and getting into bed with him his arms wrap around my waist and my head rests on his chest as we both fall asleep