High fucking school what a waste of my time can i be bothered?the answer is no.
its 9 in the morning and i'm sat in class 6B next to my brother Simon when i notice some specky looking boy walk in to the class room
"is this 6B" the boy asks someone sat at the front of the class
"yeah" the person replies not taking a second glance towards the boy in-front of him.
i nudge simon in the ribs who turns to me from his conversation looking confused
"what do you think his problem is?" i say nodding towards the specky boy
"i don't know liv he's just some specky new kid doesn't matter" simon replied to me before turning back to his conversation making me lean back in my chair and tuning out of the conversation.
"and i just love to suck the headmasters balls" he says from the front catching my attention again then i straighten up seeing gilbert appear behind him
"is he behind me?" the boy asks making me roll my eyes at his stupidity i again tune out of the conversation not interested at all in who this kid is until i hear my last name and my brother speak up from beside me "sir that's not fair" simon complains
"life's not fair is the only reply he got making me bite back a laugh because i honestly find gilbert to be funny as fuck "but sir look at his blazer for starters,he's got an actual briefcase, his shoes are clumpy, his hairs a bit gay and the badge" simon points out everything he sees about the boy
" i mean the badge alone" i chime in making simon nod at me
"it's happening get used to it" gilbert says making me again want to laugh at his bluntness.
the bell then rings making me grab my bag and stand up as i hear gilbert saying how the tradition to get a drink at the pub is ridiculous and illegal which i chose to ignore as i walk out the door.
i walk into the boys bathroom with my brother and his friends because who really cares as jay says
"i'm just realy good at shagging now"
"bollocks" i say not believing a word that comes out of his mouth
"i can show you if you want" he says back to me smirking making me scoff as i lean against neil who puts his arm around my shoulder
"how do you do it best then?" neil asks clearly intrigued
"just deep. try to get really deep right up to the balls." jay replies making me scrunch my nose up in disgust as neil nods taking in the information
"and do you put the balls in?" neil questions making me turn to him in disbelief
"what?" jay sounds just as confused as me
"well i've heard you've got to put the balls in to make it work" neil says trying to convince us that he has a point
"and who have you hear that off?" i say. he then turns to me and shrugs before putting his arm back around me pulling me back into him
"yeah you can do some girls like it some don't"jay doesn't sound convincing in the slightest when saying this and clearly i'm not the only one who thinks so when my brother say
"what? stop talking bullshit! who are these girls you've fucked then?"
"ye id also like to know?" i turn back to jay with a smirk on my lips
"look while you're spent all summer stalking carli i've been out porking loads of vag" jay argues back to simon making me again scrunch my nose up in disgust "one i've not been stalking carli she's just a friend and two you've never fucked anyone nor have i, nor has neil or olivia" simon argues back while pointing at me and neil
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wanker(the inbetweeners)
Humorneil sutherland x oc simon coppers sister olivia cooper has been friends with jay and neil for as long as she can remember and when will comes to the school and the group start ending up in a bunch of situations she will realise that she has deeper...
