Red Owl Vs Blue Raven

Chapter thirteen

Luz: Maybe we should take a gun like that. Use it on the Meta.

Washington: (sigh) Well, I guess I'd better get down there and save them. I'm really starting to hate this part of the job.

South: Well at least you're getting a lot of practice at it.

Washington: Don't patronize me.

South: Nope I'm going to patronize.

Washington: I really hate you South. You know that?

South: Oh I hate you too buddy.

Wash just sighs and leave.

Church: You know, if we let one or two of 'em die, we could probably all squeeze in to one car. Just saying, you should think about it.

Caboose: Oh, and if enough of us die, we can fit on a motorcycle!

Luz: I refuse to ride the bitch sit of the motorcycle.

Church: Alright good, he's gone. Caboose, you stay here, I'll be right back.

Caboose: You're leaving?

Church: Yeah.

Church leaves his body again

Church: For some reason he doesn't want me to see Tex's body. I'm gonna go try to find her.

South: I really don't care what you do, just hurry it up.

Luz: Just do it quick.

Caboose: Um... Don-, don't leave me here with your body. It stares at me, and I don't like it.

Church: You'll be fine.

Church leaves

Church's body: *humming sound*

Caboose: Stop it.

Amity: Is that the fan?

Cut to the chase involving the Reds

Hunter: Got it!

Grif: Great, you unjammed the gun? How 'bout you shoot 'em!?

Sarge: Grif, just get us out of this!

Grif: Hold on, I wanna try something. I think I can make this jump!

Simmons: Are you insane?!

Grif: Yeah, fuck this, brakes!

They skid to a sideways stop at the edge of a cliff, which the other jeep promptly jumps off of and explodes. From Hunter shooting at it. Wash then runs up to them.

Grif: Uhuh, we're really high.

Hunter: Yeah, got him!

Washington: You idiots! We needed that jeep!

Simmons: Uh yeah, and we needed not to die? What's your point?

Washington: There's still ten of us. Where're we gonna get another vehicle?

A gunship rises up behind Wash, and everyone turns to look at it

Washington: ...Oh.

Grif: Hey, dude? In the future, don't ask for shit.

Hunter: I think we found something better then a  jeep.

Simmons: What do you mean by that?

Hunter: Get me close to it.

Cut to the base, with a couple guards watching

Guard 1: Looks like the Hornet's gonna get 'em.

Guard 2: Yeah. They blew up our jeep though. That kinda sucks.

Guard 1: And they killed two of our friends, right?

Guard 2: Oh yeah that too.

Guard 1: Still I think -

Church possesses the guard

Guard 1: Hegagurgurk!

Guard 2: You okay?

Church-as-Guard: Me?

Guard 2: Yeah you. What was that noise?

Church-as-Guard: I didn't... hear any noise.

Guard 2: It sounded like-

Church-as-Guard: I sneezed.

Guard 2: You sneezed.

Church-as-Guard: Yeah, so anyway, I'm gonna go in the base now, gonna go do some patrolling in there. You know how it goes. Standard ops stuff. Okay seeya.

Guard 2: What're you talkin' about? The CO said to stay out here. Make sure no one gets in the base.

Church-as-Guard: Oh, it's okay. I uh, I spoke to the Sargeant. He gave me special orders.

Guard 2: Okay, yeah. Wait, you mean the Captain?

Church-as-Guard: Huh? Yeah, right. That guy. Whatever.

Church enters the base and we return to the Reds

Simmons: Run!

Wash looks to the base and sees one of the guards (actually Church) enter it, and radios Caboose

Washington: Dammit. Caboose! What is Church doing?

Caboose: Oh, uh, doing? Uh, why nothing, Agent Washington, he's just standing next to me watching you get killed by the giant spaceship.

Washington: Oh really. Can you put him on then?

Caboose: Oh, I don't think so, um, we're, we're playing a game. Uh, called, who can hold still the longest. Uhm, it's a fun game we-

An explosion shakes the cliff enough that Church's empty body falls over backward

Caboose: ...I'm going to have to call you back.

Washington: Why didn't any of you stop him.

South: In didn't care and I knew it would piss you off.