Fight or Fright

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Fade in to Grif, Simmons, Hunter and Donut standing in front of the Warthog

Simmons: I'm telling you it was here. It drove by while you were talking. You had your back turned, and it went zoom right behind you!

Hunter: I think that was Shelia.

Donut: Well it really sounded like Ehhhhhhhhrchugachugachur-ah, my leg ah!

Simmons: That's not the important part of the story, Donut!

Sarge: Sure, Simmons, I believe you. You saw an enormous tank that appeared miraculously, and then just as quickly disappeared. And you're the only one that can see it. Just like signs of Donut's heterosexuality.

Simmons: No I'm not, Donut and Hunter saw it!

Donut: Yeah.

Sarge: Donut's impressionable. He'd agree with anything you said.

Donut: Yeah.

Sarge: Aw hell, he'd eat a spoon full of dirt if you told him it tasted like chocolate.

Donut: (gasp) That's not true!

Sarge: Huhuh, so that's where you draw the line?

Donut: No I mean it's not true that dirt tastes like chocolate, right? Seriously, right?

Sarge: Now Hunter his smart he isn't stupid enough to say he saw a tank.

Hunter: Yeah your right. If you need me I'll be taking a nap in the base. (Walks to red base.)

Simmons: Okay, Grif saw it too. We all saw it.

Grif: I don't know what you're talking about, I didn't see a damn thing.

Simmons: What?

Grif: Tank you say? I have no idea what you're talking about. I was too busy paying attention to our Sargeant while he gave us our orders.

Simmons: Oh really, well what did he say?

Grif: Something inspiring about beating the Blues, and the base or the flag er, or something. I'm pretty sure he mentioned a pole cat too, I was getting a little emotional at the end.

Sarge: You see Simmons? Some soldiers know how to pay attention.

Grif: Wow, that might be the first time you've ever actually compli-

Sarge: Shut up dirtbag.

Simmons: Grif, you just told us two minutes ago that you saw it.

Grif: Hyeah, I know, but it's a lot more fun this way. Hunter would agree with me.

Cut to Tucker, Caboose, Tex, Luz, Amity, and the ghost of Church outside the complex

Church: Ugh, man I just cannot fuckin' stand the idea of my body laying in there.

Andy: Heh haeh, you never looked better!

Church: Hey shut up, Andy! You know, we could have taken that alien out if I'd have hit him just a few more times.

Tucker: A few more times? How about one time?

Amity: Even if you did hit it. Your a ghost with a ghost gun that has ghost bullets.

Church: Well I think I landed at least two or three shots. And Amity shut up.

Amity: Up your's.

Tucker: Yeah right.

Tex: You didn't hit anything but the wall.

Church: How the hell would you know? You were runnin' straight backwards.

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