Red Owl Vs Blue Raven

Chapter four

Director: Dear Chairman.

Fade in to a remote base of some sort, with Washington and Caboose approaching the structure

Director: Rest assured we have the situation under control. While the Meta is proving to be an elusive enemy, our Recovery agent is already closing in on it. I expect this incident will reach a conclusion soon, and I will be able to return to my research. Hopefully, without further interruption.

Washington: And you're sure this is where we can find this guy?

Caboose: I think so. We all found out our new orders at the same time; he tried to hide his from me so I would not know where he was.

Washington: Really. I can't imagine why.

Caboose: I said it was like a game of hide and seek, and he said that that was right; he was going to hide from me. And the only way he could win, is if he dies without ever seeing me again.

Washington: And he knows about Freelancer as well.

Amity: And he's kind of a asshole.

Caboose: Oh, yeah, he knows the most. He knows uh, all about your A.I. game. He dated Tex!

Washington: Agent Texas? Um, how could a person-

A sniper shot rings out between them

Voice: Fuck!

Washington: Sniper! Get down!

Amity: Oh shit!

Both Amity and Washington take cover.

Caboose: Huh?

Voice: Okay, that was your one warning shot! The next one's goin' right between your eyes!

Washington: Private Caboose! Get down!

Amity: Luz get down here!

Caboose: Wait a minute...

Luz: Oh it's Church

Voice: Alright! I warned ya! Sayonara, biatch!

Another sniper shot misses Caboose

Voice: Aw come on, what the fuck!?

Washington: Caboose!

Caboose: I know that voice! Church! Church! It's me! Your all-time best friend!

Church: Caboose? Caboose is that you?

Caboose: Yes! Church, it's me!

Luz: Can you let us in!?

Church starts firing at Caboose and Luz a lot, and missing, a lot

Caboose: I have missed you so much! It has been so long! Did you miss me!?

Church: Fuck! I missed him!

Caboose: I knew you did!

Luz: How are this bad with your aim?!

Church: Go away!

Washington: This is your friend?

Caboose: Yeah.

Luz: Kind of.

Amity: Really?

The shooting resumes

Washington: And he's shooting at you.

Caboose: Well, at me and stuff around me. Yeah, this is kind of like our thing. See, he acts like he doesn't like me, but he really does. Oh and he might bring up something about me killing him, but that's only the truth. Uh it's a joke. *inhale* You could play along if you want!