Red Owl Vs Blue Raven

Talk of the Town

Fade in to Blue Base in the Gulch. With sounds of welding.

Church: Man, Sarge is frickin' heavy. Hey, blue guy, where'd you go, I need some help!

Simmons: Listen Donut, Church, V, and Gus think I'm a blue guy, so whatever you do, just pretend like you don't know me.

Donut: I don't know you.

Simmons: Yeah, just like that, good job.

Donut: No, I'm serious, I have no idea who you are.

Sarge's and Hunter's bodies falls down from the ceiling in the background.

Simmons: Okay, stop practicing, here he comes.

Donut: So does that mean you're not gonna tell me who you are?

Simmons: Okay, that's a little too far, no-one's gonna buy that.

Church: Euh, you know I could have used some help new guy, thanks.

Simmons: (in a weird voice) I was just securing this prisoner. Which is interesting, considering that I have never met him before.

Church: Why is that interesting?

Simmons: (in the same weird voice) I don't know.

Church: ...Is something wrong with your voice?

Simmons: Oh I was just disguising it, so the prisoner wouldn't think he knew me.

Donut: What?

Simmons: But he doesn't. Do you prisoner?

Donut: Um... no?

Simmons: Right. (whispering) Good job Donut.

Donut: Wait, is this some really weird form of torture?

Church: Well, okay, help me load these guys in the jeep before they wake up.

Simmons: Okay. Donut, grab the ankles.

Donut: Okie dokie. How's this?

Simmons: Sarge's ankles, Donut.

Cut to Crunchbite leading Tucker, Caboose, Luz, Amity and Tex through a tunnel of some sort

Andy: Step it up guys, we're almost there.

Amity: I'm tellin' you, the alien has really been creepin' me out lately. Every time I wake up he's hovering over me. It's really weird.

Tex: I'm sure he's just safeguarding his sword. I mean, my sword.

Luz: Then explain why he's doing the same thing with me?

Tucker: I have no idea Luz. Maybe hanging out with Amity causing him to do those things

Luz: (Angered) You saying you have a fuckin problem with me and Amity!

Tucker: No not at all! What's up with you? You been weirdly emotional.

Tex: Hate to agree with him but it is pretty weird.

Luz: (crying) Your right I am being to emotional. (Stops) I think I'm doing better now.

Amity: Still I want to know why he's been acting like that to us.

Caboose: Maybe he just wants to steal your breath.

Tucker: Maybe he's trying to figure out what they taste like.

Andy: Hurry up ya idiots.

Tucker: Man, did it get a lot colder all of a sudden?

Andy: Of course it did. They don't call it the Great Freezin' Plains for nothin'.

Tucker: Whoa.

Caboose: I'm just glad I brought my mittens.