Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel, What If?

Spring Broke Pt 2

After Blitz challenged Verosika, he rounded up everyone to his office to discuss the plan to win the bet. He set up a little playpen for Helia and Spinroz to keep them busy. Moxxie, Millie, Barbie, and Loona were sitting around, waiting for Blitz to explain the plan. Unfortunately, Blitz's plan was more of an idea of finding clients, portals to the human world, going on a murder spree, and winning the bet. Blitz even drew up his so-called plan which looked a little like what his kids would draw. Moxxie complained that Blitz's idea wasn't even close to being a plan. Barbie even backed up Moxxie's complaint, telling her brother that they needed a better plan.

"Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?" Loona asked.

Hearing that, Blitz went into papa imp mode, (again). "Absolutely not, I forbid it. Not gonna happen. Sorry, sweetie. Spring break is no place for young, vulnerable goth girls," Blitz stated. "Besides, I need to stay here and watch your siblings."

"Well, I- I can blend in with humans easily enough. Just let me tag along." Loona said.

"Do you have a human disguise?" Millie asked.

"Yeah, so does Aunt Barb. Don't you guys?" Loona asked.

Millie and Moxxie eyed each other nervously while Blitz bowed his head in shame. He also had a human disguise but he doesn't like using it unless he is with Stolas for a date in the human world. Loona was completely annoyed with the fact that the three imps have been screwing around on Earth without human disguises. But this gave Blitz the perfect idea; he was going to have Loona lure the humans away then the rest of them could off the targets. "And what about the twins? We aren't going to leave them alone." Moxxie asked.

"I can watch them," Barbie volunteered. "I want to be far away from Verosika."

Blitz figured that everything had fallen into place, but Moxxie pointed out that they didn't have a client that demanded enough kills to win the bet. Blitz had that covered with a new flyer that said, "Spring Break Victim, 50% Off!" Moxxie was so sure that this wasn't going to get them any new clients but to his surprise, it worked. Once they got the list of all the targets, Blitz made sure to kiss his babies and then left them with Barbie. Sometime later in the human world, there are plenty of humans who are walking at the beach, relaxing, talking, or sometimes making out. Under the docks, the I.M.P crew peeks out from under the docks.

"Now, remember, we can't be seen, alright? And loose shots will likely cause a panic, so Loona can help with leading targets to a better spot to off 'em." Blitz explained, "You got the list, Loonie?"

Loona skims the long list in her hand and gives it a sniff, "Got it."

Within seconds, she transformed into her human form which resembled a gothic teenager. Blitz had tears in his eyes by how proud he was of Loona. Loona then started finding the targets on the list. She would lure them away from the beach then either Blitz, Millie, or Moxxie would kill the target. So far they already had nine kills and no Verosika in sight. Until he heard a familiar voice, "All right spring breakers!"

Blitz turned his head to the stage where there was smoke; to his horror, behind the smoke was Verosika Mayday, and the silhouette showed her demon form. Verosika drinks her drink and walks out of the smoke to reveal her human form, "Y'all ready to get fucked up and make some BITCHIN' BAD CHOICES?!"

The crowd of spring breakers cheered as Verosika prepared her show for them. "This is your final boarding call, All aboard..."

"Fuck you Blitzo" appears on the screens. Blitzø growls like a rabid animal, foaming at the mouth. On stage, Verosika begins to sing with the human audience in awe.

Verosika Mayday:

Pack your bags.

Sun's out.