Red Owl Vs Blue Raven

Talk of the Town

Luz: I wish I brought a coat.

Tex: The snow is the least of our problems.

Andy: Why?

Tex: I assume we have to get in to that big temple base thing?

Andy: Yeah...

Tex: Well, it's got about two dozen guards on its walls.

Caboose: Oh no.

Amity: Final I can use my sword. This is the best part of this quest a big battle.

Tex: Yep. Doesn't look good.

Caboose: No no no, I mean I lost one of my mittens. Um... we have to go back.

Tucker: Caboose we've been walking for days. We're not goin' back for anything.

Tex: Suggestions Andy?

Andy: I say we let Tucker and Amity storm in and take 'em out in a mad rush, and while he's got 'em distracted, we finish the quest.

Tucker: On second thought, personal warmth is very important. Let's go get that mitten! It'll be like a mini-quest.

Luz: You mean side-quest.

Tucker: Mini-quest, side-quest anything that doesn't involve me purposely getting in danger.

Tex: I think surprise is the key.

Andy: What ya thinkin'?

Tex: Let me take them out, one by one. They will never know what hit them.

Amity: Can I come?

Tex: Sure.

Andy: Ya think you can kill 'em all without alerting the rest?

Tex: Just watch me.

Tex turns invisible using her cloaking ability. Amity then follows her by her footprints.

Andy: How can I watch ya, you just turned invisible.

Tucker: And yet, I was still able to check out her ass. That's why I'm a pro. So Amity and Luz are you dating now.

Luz: We are! How did you know?

Tucker: W-well it was a lucky guess.

Cut back to the Gulch, where Church and Simmons are dropping off the Reds in front of their base.

Church: Okay, Donut, wait until we're gone, and then you can wake 'em up.

Donut: Well what do I tell them?

Church: I don't care, tell 'em you busted in and rescued them. Get yourself a medal. You deserve it.

Donut: I always did wanna be a hero... and a liar.

Church: Well then, it's your lucky day.

Donut: Don't you want anything?

Church: Like what?

Donut: Well, every time someone surrenders they take somethin'. Like when we took the medics, and you guys took Grif's and Eda's dignity.

Simmons: Hyeah, like that ever existed. Uhhh, I mean, which one is Grif? Is he the yellow one?

Donut: And this time you guys don't want anything?

Church: Well, technically you're not surrendering. This is what we call in the Military, a "total asskicking." Oh, and also, we're taking your car.

Donut: What? You're leaving us out here, without any transportation? We'll die!

Church: Die of what?

Donut: Exposure! We're stranded! This is murder.

Church: Your base is right there, I can see it.

Donut: You may as well just feed us to the buzzards right now!

Church: You could have walked back to the base in the time we've been discussing this.

Donut: Go. Just sign our death warrants.

Church: Oh for the love of... Eda!

At red base Eda gets on top of the base.

Eda: What!?

Church: We beat your team and taking the bike! So come and get them and Donut!

Eda: Okay fine but we're still keeping Lilith!

Cut back to Church, Simmons and the reds minus Amity and Eda.

Sarge: Rrouw. Gourough. What's goin' on?

Church: Hey, take care o' that guy.

Simmons: (whispering) Sorry about this Sarge, but look at it this way, you were right; this does hurt you more than me.

Sarge: Is that you, Simmo- (smacked in the head) goh, knocked out again.