Megatron's twin

203:Collars and it's cons

"Oh lookie here!" I said and showed her the new collar after I put the chicks on my shoulders.

A collar? She asked, sounding a little disappointed. The chicks squawked bye to Soundwave as he left before eyeing the goods themselves.

"Yea, this shiny one is for you and the boring ones are for the chicks so it'll be clear who's the boss." I explained and that was all she needed to hear.

In that case I'll take it! She said and hoped down so I could stick it on her. I put the others on the chicks to. They argued about who gets what colour of course.

"You guys look great!" I said, I might aswell have gotten Egg a crown with how good she looked. "I got leads too!"

Excuse me?! Egg shrieked.

"No for you, well for you-" She huffed fire at my peds. "To use on the chicks!" I shrieked as I leaped away.

What? I lead them? She asked.

"Yea!" I said as I activated and stuck the magnetic ends onto the chicks collars. They were confused, completly unaware at their loss of freedom. I joined all three ends and attached them to Egg's collar.

She immediately began running around and dragging the chicks with her. The chicks gave up resisting soon, sitting on their afts while Egg dragged them around giddily. She let out a demonic laugh at some point.

"I suppose you're happy?" I asked.

Heck yea! The Chicks like the 'bling' too, just not the leads. Egg said.

"Awesome, now I gotta give Optimus his one!" I said and hopped off.

Good idea! She laughed.

I found him in his berthroom, recharging face down. It looked uncomfortable but relaxing at the same time. Well it was late, and a long day too, so fair enough. I sneakily wandered over and clicked the collar into place before flopping down next to him.

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"Cock-ah-doodle-do!"

"Hrm?" Optimus started as my optics onlined, since when was there a cock? "Morning?" He asked a little confused.

"COCK-AH-DODLE-DOOOO!" I came agian from outside the door, this time louder, and followed by more shrieks.

"Oh so that wasn't you." Optimus mumbled.

"COOCK-AAAH-DOOOODLE-DOOOOOOO!"

"EGG!" I yelled and felt mild amusement come from Egg before we heard little pede splats retreat hastily.

"What's the time?"

"Time for you to frag me-"

"Nein." He said, pronouncing it weirdly.

"Nine?"

"Well yes, and nein. German for no." He said and got up. I let out a scoff before there was a knock on the door. Optimus opened it and Alpha Trion looked inside, "Yes?"

"Oh I thought I heard the chickens." He said. "Nice necklace." He added.

"They ran off that way." I said and pointed left, he wandered off while Optimus felt at his neck.

"What's this?" He asked, only just noticing it and tugging slightly. "Hold still." He said and looked at his reflection on my plating. "Are those rubies- Get it of!" Optimus started, now very flustered.

"Aww, I thought youd like it." I joked and took my damn time. "Cost a fair bit-"

"Where in the pits did you get the shanix?" He asked as I got it off and waved it before him.

"Twas funded by Megatron." I said and his face went blue. "The chickies got some too." I added, "I have a spare lead-" I said, taking it out of my subspace.

"Absolutely not!" Optimus started, trying to swat it out of my servos while his exhaust stacks spewed out steam.

I let out a scoff. "Ungrateful."

Optimus was trying hard not to look at the offending items.

"If you want, I could wear-"

"No!"

"Either that or I'm giving Megatron this used collar, and yes, I'll tell him it was used-" I teased.

"Barely!"

"Potato patato." I waved him off before the door opened. It was Megatron, he seemed grumpy.

"Ignoring my messages?" He asked Optimus who opened his intake to protest.

"Do you want this used collar?" I asked and shoved it in his face. Optimus let out a strangled gulp and would have run out the door if Megatron wern't blocking it.

"Tsk." He said, picking it up and spinning it around his digit, in a slightly better mood. "Someone's a bit unappreciative hmm?" He teased, looking at Optimus who was struggling to keep his faceplate from turning sour. "Then agian, it's too clunky for your taste isn't it?"

"How do you know?" I asked as Optimus let out a fresh wave of steam.

"We were freinds before the war..." The pause Megatron left made me think they were much more than friends. "And told each other things, that and his bloody diary-"

"He wrote his kinks in his diary-" I gasped.

"I can hardly call dress-up a kink-" Megatron laughed as I let out a gasp.

"What do we owe the pleasure of your visit?" Optimus asked with fake sweetness in his tone.

"Argh, meeting with the NAILs again." He said grumpily.

"Hey if you don't want to go I can." I offered, "I just gotta get my red contacts-"

"Impersonation of a superior officer is a direct offence-" Optimus started.

"We don't follow your Autobot code here." Megatron grumbled. "Fine, just don't make a fool of yourself, and if you do, come clean. My reputation is already being called into question with whatever lies Starscream is yapping about." He added as he left, leaving both I and Optimus shocked.

"He agreed?" Optimus said weakly.

"Yep! Meet you at the hanger!" I said before bounding off to get the contacts.

"But-" Optimus started but I was already gone.

I passed Megatron on the way, "Wanna keep it?" I asked him, throwing a glance at the collar Megatron seemed to have forgotten was in his servos.

"Oh?" He mumbled looking at it. "How used is it? Does it need a wash?"

"Lightly used, I reckon it's fine, want the lead too?" I asked and spotted Bee watching from around the corner, he looked confused.

"Sure sure." He said an I handed it over. "Have fun!" I said and ran off, quickly collecting the contacts and makeing my way to the hanger. Then I realised I could have gotten an electric collar.