Megatron's twin

88: A Good Drink

"We're going on a trip, in our favourite rocket ship..." I started.

"Flying through the sky."

"I forgot what comes next." I told him.

"Same here." Optimus said as I flew circles around him.

"So, how'd you get out of the base?" I asked.

"I said that I was going on a patrol." Optimus said.

"They believed it?" I asked.

"Alpha Trion looked at me funny." He said as we came to large open fields, "This good?"

"Yea, we can make crop circles!" I said as we started flying lower, Optimus landed smoothly but I transformed to late again.

"Reminds me of when you tried to help Knockout." He said as he helped me up.

"You tore his arm guard off." I reminded him.

"He had a human." Optimus defended as I got out the high grade, the sun was getting low and it was getting darker but I could see his expression clearly. "Maybe we could-"

"Nope, we're drinking." I said and handed him a cube, he took it.

"What if we do something we'll regret?" He asked as he eyed it. That's the whole point.

"You're to much of a logical thinker." I told him as I shoved it up to his intake and sat down. He took some sips and sat down. I was already halfway through mine.

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A few drinks later

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We were making crop circles, we dragged our peds, digging up the grass. We giggled while we were at it. Suddenly, Optimus stopped.

"I want to fly." He whined as he fell to the ground dramatically. Once again forgetting his jetpack.

I skipped over to him and transformed next to him peds, "Hop on." I said, he sat on me. His aft on my helm. Great view!

I turned on my engines and as they spluttered awake we started moving forward. Gaining hight every now and then skidding back down. "You're weak." Optimus huffed.

"I'm drunk." I slurred, it was hard to fly when everything was woozy.

"Me too."

"Then lets see you fly." I huffed as I threw him off.

He stood there and looked at me, pouting, before he dramatically threw himself to the ground, burring his faceplate in he grass. "BUT I CAN'T!" He screamed into the grass and started sobbing.

I hopped over to him and lied down next to him, then I rolled atop of him. "Floor is nice." I started.

"It's OK." Optimus huffed and rolled over, causing me to slide off. Then we spent a fair time sight seeing each others optics. "Your optics are pretty." He said and blushed lightly.

"Your's are prettier." I argued and nuzzled his faceplate.

"No yours are." He argued and nuzzled me back.

"I love you." I giggled and engulfed him in a big hug.

"Good." He grinned, then paused. "I love you too." He grinned and hugged me. For once we were having a two way hug! Wait, we normally do.

"Yay!" I giggled and nuzzled into his chassis. I felt his spark vibrate softly and giggled some more. "Can you open it?" I asked. It was a rather private question but I didn't care.

I'm drunk.

"You open yours first." Optimus demanded with a smile as his helm rolled over slightly to the left. I did so and he followed.

"So bright!" I giggled and let one of my digits hover over it.

"You got a little moon around yours!" Optimus exclaimed and pointed at the little bit of Egg's spark that orbited my own.

"That's Egg."

"Egg got small." Optimus observed, filled with concentration. I took his distraction as an invitation and swooped in for a kiss. 'Twas a big one! He blinked in confusion then gave a drunken grin.

He delivered one back! A bit soft but good!

"You can do better than that." I snickered.

I think he took that as a challenge.

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I woke up, utterly exhausted. Wow, I was nakered. I sat up and looked around for Optimus, the sun blinded me slightly. I found him on all fours, hunched over a self dug hole.

I didn't bother digging a hole, I just got straight to purging.

"You awake?" Optimus muttered.

"No, I'm sleep purging." I said sarcastically as I tired to recount what we did. It was all coming along slowly. Optimus finished purging and tired to fill in his hole, it didn't work to well so we just started walking out in the plains.

"Well, that was a long night..." Optimus said, rather awkwardly, I was still gathering my memories.

"Hold on, I'm trying to remember." I said as I scrunched up my faceplate in effort. I looked back, yep, we made crop circles. Then I noticed some of my lower plating was rather sore. "Oh my Primus." I burst out and looked at him. "We kissed!" I clapped my servos together and jumped up and down.

Optimus blushed and nodded awkwardly, muttering something.

"What was that?"

"I said, not just that." He said meekly.

Then it all came back. "You were in me!" I gasped, "I was in you!" I added and skipped back up to him, "We fragged! Yes!" I was way to happy about this. I looked over to Optimus, he was staring at me wide eyed. "You good?"

"Um..."

"Are Primes not supposed to frag?" I asked and nudged his shoulder playfully, he shrugged.

"Just came as a surprise." He said, loosening up a bit. "Never thought I'd be top either." He added quietly.

"HUh?" I paused and scrambled through me thoughts, "You weren't." I informed him and grinned teasingly.

"Nope, I was." He argued, smiling down at me slightly. I hate the fact that he's taller than me.

I stood on the tips of my peds and clung onto his plating for balance, now I was at his optic level. "I was." I argued.

He smiled lightly and pecked me on the derma.

Megatron better not be feeling how happy I am.