Megatron's twin

186: For the laughs?

When I woke up, Optimus was gone. So I made a very nessasary trip to the medbay, although when I got there, the expert in cosmetics was nowhere to be found. Ehh, I can do it with limited skill, I found a saw and started cutting my shoulder spikes (Not too deep, just dulling them).

Then Wheeljack walked in with Predaking and Darksteel to find me in questionable positions. "What are you doing?" Predaking asked.

"Shaving." I said.

"Why?" Jackie asked as he grabbed something from a self.

"My spikes aren't very cuddly."

"That's self mutilation-" Predaking started although I hadn't even managed to cut through the spike halfway.

"And that's a electric saw." Darksteel snorted.

"Oh-"

"Don't-" Predaking started as I searched for the on switch, he yanked the thing out of me, not so gently.

I hissed some swears at him which turned to static. "Give it-"

"You are not hacking off your shoulders!" Predaking started as Steel giggled. Wheeljack decided to leave.

"I'm not, I'm just trimming them!" I argued as Predaking wrestled me outside.

"What's going on?" Ultra Magnus asked as he came around the bend.

"He's groping me." I blurted out.

He blinked "What?- Pardon?"

"I am not-" Predaking started.

"Who's groping who?" Megatron asked as he came around. Having a meeting outside the medbay is he? He looked from Predaking to me then back again. "Well Optimus would love to here about this-"

"I don't want him groping me-" I argued as I tried to get free.

"I'm not-" Predaking protested.

"Let him go." Megatron started, much more serious now.

"He was committing self mutilation." Predaking started.

"Dramatic much." I rolled my optics and everyone looked at me a bit.

"Where?" Ultra Magnus eventually asked.

Predaking pointed at the deep cut in my shoulder spike. "You did that?" Megatron asked, appalled, "Why?"

"They're not very cuddly." I said as I explained everything.

Megaron nodded slowly, "Oh yes! Of course! Because they're not very cuddly- How does that make any damn sense? Hmm? You want to paint yourself in sunshine and rainbows too just to seem more colourful? Or glue on steel wool just to seem puffy and more cuddly?"

"Noo..." I started as Predaking rolled his optics and just went back inside.

"Why are you even- Why do you want to be cuddly?" Megatron asked.

Well I can't answer that honestly now can I. "Well, you know, over the years I have a deep realization that reaches far into my spark-"

"You want a more feminine frame?" Magnus asked.

"That was very blunt of you." Megatron grumbled.

"What? No. I hadn't even thought about that!" I said, I might if Optimus would prefer that.

"Hmm?" Optimus asked as he came around, welcome to the party.

"Would you prefer if I had a more feminine frame?" I asked.

"Arrrgggh." Meg started and Magnus looked like he agreed with him.

"I like you how you are?" Optimus asked, "How did this topics come up?"

"He was trying to self mutilate." Predaking said as he came out with Darksteel and waked past.

Optimus blinked, "Pardon?" and Meg pointed at my shoulder. He gasped, "Why?"

"'They're not very cuddly'." Megatron quoted.

Optimus looked me up and down once or twice, "Oh- I didn't mean you should cut them off-"

"You told him to cut them off?" Megatron asked.

"No-"

"Then why was he trying to cut them off?"

"He's standing right there, just ask him." Ultra Magnus started and they all looked at me again.

"Ahh, well. They were impaling Optimus-"

"Then grow them out more." Megatron muttered.

"While we were recharging."

"What?" Meg asked.

"What?" I asked back, the mood had changed.

"I said no sleepovers." Meg shot at Optimus.

"And I didn't! He did-" Optimus protested.

"Oh, lets play the blame game." I snorted sarcastically.

"Perhaps we could continue this later?" Magnus asked and Megatron glared at him, "After all, Knockout did fall down the elevator shaft."

"Right." Megatron hissed and slouched off.

Optimus looked at me, "Don't-"

"Fine." I grumbled and he hesitantly nodded.

"Come." He started.

"Cum?"

"Yes." He said and started to turn.

I blinked, "Cum?"

"Yes?"

"What? Now?" I asked surprised.

"Yes." Optimus nodded slowly and looked back at me.

"In the hallway?" Was he losing it? I mean I had no problem with doing it, but? What?

"Yes." He said, now he was acting confused, was I missing something?

"Right. Why?"

"The chicks-"

"Ok." I nodded, whatever they needed it for, I have no idea. I opened my valve plating, "Might take a bit."

"What?" Optimus said and looked down. "No!"

"But you said cum?" I asked confused.

"What?"

"Cum? C-U-M-"

"No! I said come! C-O-M-E."

"Ohhh." I said and closed my valve while Optimus slid up his mask, "That makes more sense." I nodded, "Where are we going?"

"The chicks-" The steam coming from his exhaust stack interrupted him, "Managed to get the orb." He said and opened his subspace and took Zinc's frame out, "This is Alpha Trion."

"Enjoying youth?" I asked.

With how wide his optics were I assumed he had heard that conversation. He nodded frantically.

"Cool, are they sharing his frame?" I asked and Optimus took out another chick, Copper, "Which one's that?"

"Copper, I caught him before he did anything." Optimus said as I looked at Copper. I had never seen a chicken sulk, but that was the biggest sulk I had ever seen. Then Gold, though it probably wasn't Gold with how his frame's optics were rolling back.

"Right."

"And I have the orb."

"Where's Gold?"

"In Skylynx's frame."

"Great, you deal with-"

"I know where Alpha Trion's frame is." Optimus interrupted, "Goodluck with Skylynx." He said and ran off.

Aft.