Simmons then hops up in the passenger seat of the jeep.
Grif: Hey, what're you doing?
Simmons: What does it look like I'm doing, I'm getting in the jeep.
Grif: What're we, on a date? Get in the back.
Simmons: Oh you're so insecure.
Gus: Shotgun! (Hops into passenger seat.)
Grif: Yeah whatever.
Sarge: (standing back up) Will you three shut up? We need to get this thing fixed.
Donut: I feel dizzy, Sarge...
Lilith: Everything still hurts.
Sarge: Oh, that's just blood loss. You'll make new blood, you just need some orange juice.
Eda: Lilith you should sit down.
Lilith: That's a good idea.
Tucker: What's the rush on getting this thing fixed, anyway?
Sarge: Listen dirtbag, I know on Blue Team you like to lollygag a bit-
Tucker: There is no Blue Team. It's all a lie. Red and Blue are the same.
Grif: Aw, don't start that crap again.
Simmons: You sound like a conspiracy nut when you talk about that stuff. The government put a chip in my brain.
Grif: The President can hear my thoughts.
Donut: We never landed on the sun.
Gus: Lincoln was a lizard person.
Hunter: There's mole people in the New York swears.
Grif: (sharp inhale) They put fluoride in my water!
Simmons: Actually, that one's true.
Gus: Wait really?
Simmons: Yeah really.
Grif: It is? No wonder I listen to so much pop music.
Sarge: We're fixing the jeep because we need to be prepared. Just as our enemies are no doubt preparing to attack us at this very moment.
Tucker: But you guys think I'm your enemy, and I'm not preparing to do anything. 'Cept get L-A-I-D.
Simmons: ...
Grif: ...
Gus: ...
Hunter: ...
Eda: ...
Tucker: Laid.
Eda: Yeah, we can spell. We just think that was fucking weak.
Cut to Doc O'Malley and Lopez's head in some sort of base.
O'Malley: (maniacal laughter) Yes, this place will do nicely for an evil lair. It's diabolically designed!
Boscha: A lovely amount of weapons!
Doc: As a student of feng-shui, I can tell you this house is 88% good luck. Also, very breezy. I like the floorplan.
O'Malley: Quiet you fool.
Lopez: No mas quiero un cuarto solo para mí. No me gusta compartir con el vacío. [I just want my own room. I hate sharing with the vacuum.]
O'Malley: Hello? Is anyone home? Don't be alarmed, we're only here to kill you and take all your possessions.
Boscha: Excellent! No doubt our very presence, has scared everyone away! (evil laugh)
Doc: Why don't we just see if this place is listed by a licensed real estate agent?
Willow: That's a great idea!
O'Malley: Oh shut up!
Doc: But we don't even know if it's been inspected recently. It could need foundation work.
Lopez: Podría tener molde. [It could have mold.]
O'Malley: Both of you shut up. We're moving in and that's final. It has machine gun turrets, two living quarters with ample closet space, and a short commute to my secret laboratory! ...It's perfect.
Willow: Yeah, but what about the school district?
Lopez: No tenemos ningún niño. [We have no children.]
Willow: It's important to think about resale value, Lopez. Then we could do some remodeling of the place. If we do that we could get a good prove it if we resale.
Boscha: Resale value? Our plan is to rule the world! Not make prudent investments.
Lopez: Es importante tener un plan del retraso. [It's important to have a fallback plan.]
O'Malley: Oh shut up. We're moving in, that's final.
Doc: Hey look, a computer! Now I can finally update my blog.
Lopez: ¿Tienes un weblog? [You have a blog?]
Doc: Yeahah, it's great. It's just like being a real journalist, but without all the hassle of like liability and accuracy.
O'Malley: No, I need that computer for compiling evil formulas. And to rebuild the weather machine. Also to download music. (evil laugh)
Lopez: ¿Quien quiere un postal de googlé invita? [Does anyone want a g-mail invite?]
Doc: Ooh, I do!
Lopez: Tengo cuarenta mil a dar. Es muy exclusivo. [I only have 40,000. It's very exclusive.]
O'Malley: Where's the mouse thingy?
Doc: It has one of those red rubber dot thingies on the keyboard. That's way better than a mouse. I call it a nubbin. Who wants to touch my nubbin?
Willow: I want to have a garden some nice flowers and vegetables.
Doc: We could make a some nice meals with a garden.
Boscha: Shut up you idiots!
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