Red Owl Vs Blue Raven

Everything Old is New Again

Luz: Yeah Tucker I never threatened you.

Tucker: Oh, so you're saying you didn't threaten to cut off my head and give it to Church as a birthday present? And Luz you didn't say you would sent my body on fire and then throw me at Red base?

Caboose: You know, I think you're taking my words a little out of context.

Luz: This is the first time I've hearing of this.

Tucker: What? What context?

DuFresne and Willow runs up behind Church.

Church: Listen, guys, this competition thing has got to stop, okay? I thought we'd established by now-

DuFresne: (interrupting) Excuse me.

Lillith: Hey, pal? One second, okay?

Church: I'm in the middle of something here. Ah, loo- I thought we'd established by now, I don't like either of you, okay? So competing for my attention is not gonna do ya any good.

DuFresne: Excuse me.

Lillith: (turns around) Okay. Yes. Hello. Who're you?

Caboose: (to Tucker, in his "scary voice") Don't ever be alone.

Luz: (in a new voice) Ah fucking loser can't have someone believe them.

Tucker: Their doing that thing again...

DuFresne: My name's DuFresne... and over their is Willow uh, are you Private Tucker or Lillith?

Church: No, I am not Private Tucker. My name is Church. (turns) This is Private Tucker.

Tucker: Yo!

Lillith: I'm Lillith.

Church: And our friend over there in regulation blue, that's Caboose. Or O'Malley, or whatever the hell he's callin' himself. An then there's Luz who says her nickname name is Boscha. Then their Gus but he's in the base.

Caboose: Why did you introduce me second?

Tucker: Because he hates you.

Luz: (Glaring at Tucker. Speaks in a clam voice) don't be a dick.

Tucker: Yes ma'am!

Cut to DuFresne where two tombstones are seen in the background.

DuFresne: I received your call for a medics.

Caboose: Medic? That was like three months ago.

Tucker: Yeah, what'd you do? Crawl all the way here?

DuFresne: We came as quickly as I could. Where's the patient?

Church: Well, she's about fifty yards behind you and six feet straight down.

DuFresne and Willow turns around and sees the tombstones.

DuFresne: Oh. (turns back to the Blues) I'm sorry about your loss.

Willow: And sorry for not coming faster.

Church: What? Oh, yeah. Yeah, thanks, man, it was tough but, well, what're you gonna do...

Caboose: We didn't like her very much. (whispers loudly) She was mean to other people.

Luz: Hey! I liked her!

DuFresne: Who's in the other grave?

Church: That's uh, that's me. I'm in that grave.

Willow: ... Uh huh... Of course.

Caboose: See, uh, he, got killed by this uh, crazy runaway tank.

Tucker: Or by the idiot driving it.