-"What tram you imbecile, you said you were five minutes off!" Leo told Roufail.
-" Five minutes off the station yes."
-"What station? We’re at Paper St.!"
-"Paper? I thought you said Pootsarxidia St."
-"Hurry up and take the tram back!"
Call end
"Anyway." the boss said before continuing "A rival gang stole my most treasured artifact. GOLDEN VAPE."
-"Pfft, you’re serious?" Leo laughed at his face.
-"SHUT UP LACKEY! Anyway Imma need you to go steal it back."
-"Wait a minute, who are you again?" Tempest asked.
-"I’m the boss."
-"Okay but what’s your name."
-" Boss."
-"Yeah okay Joe cut the crap." Leo mocked him.
-"Joe Lasios from school? He runs the mafia?" Tempest was absolutely flabbergasted.
-"Bah, should have figured you'd find out. Don't you tell anyone about this, i have a lot of guys out there. Consider this a warning." Joe threatened them.
-"It's a truce then. For now."
-"Hurry up you guys, we got a job to do!" Kewmed hurried.
Epic transition to Roufail
-"I can't believe it. Paper St? How did i miss this!? Well the next tram should be arriving soon. Nevermind, it got delayed indefinitely. I should call a cab." he thought to himself.
Roufail proceeded to pull out his phone in order to call for a cab.
-"Howey ho!" the cab driver exclaimed.
-"Wait a minute, i know this voice! it's Renie from school!" Roufail said out loud.
-"Ah Roufail! Who could have thought!"
-" You are a taxi driver? You aren't even old enough to drive!"
-" Look do you want a ride or not? I can discount you since you're my little buddy!"
-" I'm literally taller than you, but fine. I'll send you my location."
Epic transition back to the guys
-" You even know where they keep the ultivape?" Tempest asked
-" Ya, rival gang has this old warehouse by the marina. Should be packed with people though, need to sneak in." Kewmed explained.
-" Well i trust you. Lead the way!"
-"Well i don't. Who's this rival gang anyway?" Leo asked Kewmed.
-"The most ruthless and dangerous of all. Kindergartners."
-"Are you kidding me?"
-"Shush! We're here."
-"Yeah this would be like stealing candy from a baby, just the candy is a vape for some reason." Leo exclaimed.
-"What do the toddlers even need a vape for." Tempest wondered.
-" They use it as a symbol of superiority over the jocks. Now pipe down, we gotta get in. Leo, you're short, you can probably sneak in and open the back door." Kewmed explained.
-"I'm not short! I'm average height!" Leo coped.
-"Yeah whatever you big baby, will you do it or what?"
YOU ARE READING
Some Weird Sitcom
ActionJoin the group of incompetent idiots that go by the names of Roufail, Tempest and Leo on their slice of life story. Their friend group? Too big. Their combined IQ? Room temperature. Their experiences? Based on real events.
Remember That Time We Got Intertwined In A Gang War?
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