Big AL
Uh guys
How long does asgardian mead last for?
Petey Pie
Hypothetically of course
Big AL
Of course
Tiny Stink
I swear to FUCK if you two knuckle heads got drunk off of asgardian mead I will freak out
Dad(Replaceable)
You two got drunk!?!?
Peepaw
You both are still 17, and asgardian mead can be dangerous.
Thunderstruck
How did you even acquire it?
Low key
Personally I think earth's legal drinking age is set far to old
#1 Doctor
You both should get to the Tower quick, despite being super powered, asgardian liquor can be dangerous if not taken by the right people
Mother
Loki, why would you give them alcohol
Low Key
I say let them explore, live and learn or whatever you say
Sammy Boi
Well it was nice knowing them well it lasted
Tiny Stink
Oh God
Alex, Peter go puke into a toilet or something
Big AL
Wow
Glad to know you have faith in us
Peter Pie
They didn't even hesitate
They just assumed WE drank it
Shame on you all
Dad(Replaceable)
So you DIDN'T drink the mead?
Big AL
nope
Peter Pie
Were not that stupid
Mother
Then why do you have it?
Big AL
One of our friends can't get drunk
Like physically can't
So we asked Loki for some of the asgardian shit
And he handed it over
Peter Pie
It was surprisingly easy
Big AL
It was
Anyways we gave like 1 or 12 mugs to our friend
And he got drunk
Which surprised us
Peter Pie
And because he physically can't get drunk
He hasn't actually been drunk in a while
So now we're trying to make sure no one dies
#1 Doctor
How can he not get drunk?
Peter Pie
Healing factor
Like a really good one
Like can regrow an arm in a day
Sammy Boi
How many people do you know with healing factors?
Big AL
Way to many
Peter Pie
But back to the problem at hand
How long do you think it could last for
Ya know, the drunk thing??
Thunderstruck
I would say a few more hours
Low key
I agree
If the healing factor is that good it shouldn't last long
Peter Pie
Good
Big AL
Yeah the cocaine probably didn't help much either
Doesn't actually affect him
But still
Hawk Butt
How did you get cocaine!?
Big AL
We know a few guys
Peepaw
A few??
Peter Pie
Uh huh
But the stuff he took was already his
Big AL
Anyways now we gotta go before he finds his katanas
Peter Pie
It's been going surprisingly well so far
Oh now he's crying
A/n
Their talking about Wade btw
Oh wow look at me updating again
I have so many pre made chapters I need to start clearing them out, so you get these updates for a bit
So yippee
Anyways have a good day!
-The Author
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