A Little fun

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@VenomsHo3s
I'm not dead,  I pinky promise

@Sp00der-man
Can't kill a bad bitch 🤪

@TonyStark
Guys please stop going on Twitter at 3am

@VenomsHo3s
Your not my dad

@Sp00der-man
You're on here too

@TonyStark
That's not the point

@VenomsHo3s
Oh look, I'm falling asleep

@Sp00der-man
😴😴😴😴😴

@User1719228
So are we once again ignoring the fact that Venom and Spider-man have Twitter??

@TonyStark
Yes, we are

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-In the warehouse-

"MJ, I thought you had a thing against objectifying women?" Ned said to MJ with a smirk.

"Uh, yeah, I do?" MJ replied confused as she peeled her eyes away from Alex who was doing an impressive set of pull-ups.

"Oh really? Because with the way you're staring at Alex you could've fooled me" Ned laughed.

MJ's face flushed as she threw a pillow at Ned's face, "You fucker!"

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Tony Stink

Guys

What the fuck

Peter Pie

I don't know what your talking about

Big AL

I wonder what this could be about

Tony Stink

How

Why

What the fuck

Big AL

Downtown needed a new star

Peter Pie

And you fit the role perfectly

Tony Stink

I'm seriously going to nuke both of you're homes

Big AL

We were expecting that

Mother

What did you do now?

Peter Pie

A billboard was up for rent

And we had time, and credit cards

Sammy Boi

Giving teenagers access to credit cards was the best decision of my life

Dad (replaceable)

He just happy he didn't have to use his money

Sammy Boi

Bucky don't give away my secrets

Dad (replaceable)

Die

Tony Stink

GUYS FOCUS

THERE IS A BILLBOARD

OF ME IN A EASTER BUNNY ONESIE
EATING A CAKE THAT LOOKS LIKE MARK ZUCKERBERG'S FACE
WITH A HEADING 'EAT THE RICH'

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