hate you lots | s. heizou

fond memories on the phone

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Hu Tao

Xiao
are you seriously at my door right now?

Hu Tao
excuse you im literally holding a container w almond tofu in it
open the door bitch
knock knock

Xiao
my siblings are gonna annoy you.
js go out to the parking lot i can meet you there.

Hu Tao
OMG I WANNA MEET YOUR SIBLINGS

Xiao
trust me, you don't.

Hu Tao
well in that case i don't trust you
if you don't answer i'm gonna js knock louder and have one of your siblings answer

Xiao
fine. i'm coming.

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Hu Tao

Xiao
you really don't have to.

Hu Tao
lmao mf i insist
besides i gotta see my besties (your siblings)

Xiao
they like you more than they like me lol
always pestering me about the next time you're coming over

Hu Tao
js cuz im better 🥱
im coming over so i can see my besties

Xiao
suit yourself.

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Hu Tao

Xiao
arent you a bit worried for tuesday?
like what if shit hits the fan?

Hu Tao
nahhh y/n's got it
she's got her protective hubby or whatev
besides i think albedo promised not to do anything weird
worst case scenario i got her back

Xiao
whatever you say.
oh btw,
can you come over?
bonanus wants to do your hair again.

Hu Tao
OFC I LOVE HER OMG
should i bring the almond tofu again

Xiao
yes please.
i haven't ate shit since yesterday.

Hu Tao
WTF
bad xiao
bad
im literally gonna pull a yoimiya on ur ass and start spraying you w a spray bottle

Xiao
do that and you'll regret it.

Hu Tao
you remind me of like
a very feral cat
cute but crazy

Xiao
did you just call me cute?

Hu Tao
and if i did? 💀

Xiao
just come over, please.

Hu Tao
im already on my way

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Hu Tao

Xiao
are you going to the fight area too?
we need to apprehend heizou.

Hu Tao
yeah
i got it dw

Xiao
dude.
i don't know what the fuck has gotten into heizou but i'm not letting you do that alone.
i'll get him.

Hu Tao
xiao idk how strong this kid is
and we dont know if theyre both engaged in a fight rn
i dont want you getting hurt

Xiao
and i don't want you getting hurt either.
i know that i'm not gonna get hurt, though.
so stand back.

Hu Tao
but xiaooo
thats not fair

Xiao
try me and see what happens.

Hu Tao
FINE

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Hu Tao

Xiao
tao.
could you please check on y/n and ayaka?
i hear some weird noises from there but i'm too sick of this shit to check.

Hu Tao
got it
brb

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Hu Tao

Xiao
i could've taken the hit for you.

a/n: wattpad doesnt give me soundboards so just like imagine a vine boom on that ending line
CHAPTER 17 WHEN??? 🔥🔥🔥 im prob gonna upload it tmrw or after tmrw
we're getting real close yall ‼️ to the end...
jk lmao doing the math (im gonna assume this book is gonna have like about 26 chapters total excluding these little bonuses) we're like 65% through
sorry not sorry 😹

that being said TYSM FOR 1.22k this book has grown sm over the past few weeks and im so happy to know that there are people who actually enjoy reading my shit 💀
that being said you guys already know the drill: STAY SAFE, EAT GOOD FOOD, DRINK WATER, AND SLEEP WELL 💕💕💕