Multifandom Imagines

Kol Mikaelson ~ Comebacks ⚠️

When I put a ⚠️ sign, it means it has smut :)

Imagine Kol flirting with you, and you just using your skills, and ignoring him.....which is making him stubborn for you.

-----------------

I had a job at the grill, and was working right now. Then a cute guy came in, sitting down with a smirk. I went to him, and smiled "What can I get ya?" I asked

"How about I just get you?" he flirted

"Last time I checked, I'm not on the menu" I said

"Can't take compliments?" he asked

"Not from men I don't know" I said

"And if you did know me?" he asked

"I probably won't. You'd just flirt all night, that's what guys like you do anyway" I said

"Guys like me?" he asked

"Yeah. I can tell you're one of those guys from the slight frown on your face, and that little smirk forming on you lips" I said, as I went to get some of the drinks for the other people who ordered them. I could literally feel the guy staring at my ass.

"I can feel you staring" I said

"Can't help it, darling. You're are one of a kind" he said

"Hmm. Well, the last time a guy like you came in, I got bored and gave in. Ended up sucking on deez nuts" I said, getting a nut in my mouth

"Is that supposed to be a joke?" he asked

"Awh, babe. You're too innocent" I said

"Too innocent? How many girls do you think I've been with?" he asked

"Probably not much, since you don't know the joke I just made. It's pretty popular" I said

"Oh, well, how about you come with me so I can prove how wrong you are? Trust me, it'll be worth it" he said

"Too bad I don't fall for those pranks. Especially from young and innocent people. Come back when you know more" I said, winked and went to pour myself a bourbon

I heard him sigh and then I felt a figure behind me, then a hand against my cheek "Quite the person with great comebacks"

"How did you appear behind me so fast?" I asked, playing dumb. I knew he was a vampire, and so was I.

"You really think I don't know what you put in these drinks? I know you know my secret, and I know yours" he said

"Well. You're obviously not old enough to know the joke I made. Now distance yourself, I need to work" I said

"I'm a thousand years old, darling. I think I know that every one only works like 2 hours in the grill. And you hour stops....." he started, then the bell rang "Now"

"Fine, you got me. Cya tomorrow, stranger" I said

"I'm Kol. Just so you know who's name to scream soon" he whispered in my ear

"You wish. I'd never do it with someone who doesn't know what he's doing" I said, then sped out of there.

-----------------

I was now by my apartment, and was about to enter, when I saw Kol come and appear in front of me.

"Hello, darling" he said

"Hello, little one" I said

"You should really stop underestimating me. I'm older than you" he said

"You're clearly not smarter" I said