thanos hate club
(12:44pm)
bucky: just got suspended for cussing a teacher out because he claimed i was faking my metal arm
harley: how do u fake a metal arm?
bucky: fuck if i know
tony: what the fuck?? what teacher
bucky: guess
tony: no way really??
bucky: he has a fuckin agenda man
steve: u take my car and go to a cafe or something then come back to pick me up.
bucky: are ur keys in ur locker?
steve: yeah.
nat: peter i can see you and i dont like that look on your face
nat: stop thinking of ways to hurt thanos
peter: he suspended bucky for his arm, the arm which he has no control over, so why should i?
bucky: ur adorable ty for caring but im gonna deal with this on my own
harley: meaning?
bucky: might create some fake cheating scheme and send it to his wife idk
bucky: hope she divorces him and he falls into a deep depression that he never manages to recover from
peter: thats way better than my plan
tony: what was your plan?
peter: stand outside of his office with a baseball bat and break his knees
nat: do that
nat: ill make sure no one knows it was u
peter: <33
bucky: ur gonna make me cry :,) <3
steve: aren't you driving right now?
bucky: i can multitask
tony: get off your phone
steve: ^^^ right this instant.
harley: is this why bucky called u daddy
tony: HUH
nat: i beg your pardon???
clint: that checks out
bucky: that was a JOKE
steve: just blocked harley, my day just got 1000x better now that i cant see his stupid messages.
harley: HE BLOCKED ME WTF
peter: u brought this on urself
clint: ignoring that drama, where is everyone else
nat: in class
nat: but they're actually concentrating
peter: @bucky get me an iced coffee and hand it to me through the science room window
bucky: okay
bucky: gotta be fast tho cos if thanos sees me he'll probs sue me for trespassing
clint: cant wait for pete to break his kneecaps and his wife to leave him
nat: its gonna be a good week
tony: peter isn't actually gonna break the guys knees right?
peter: of course i am what do u take me for
tony: someone who values their life that isnt spent in a detention centre for criminal teens??
peter: u thought wrong
nat: he isnt gonna get caught
clint: ill erase the security camera footage and tasha will cause a distraction to make sure theres no whiteness
nat: besides, who's gonna believe that precious peter would ever harm anyone
tony: fair enough i suppose
steve: if you're all done scheming, you should probably get back to listening in class before any more of us get suspended.
(1:21pm)
thor: Bucky, i cannot believe thanos suspended you for that!! This is outrageous.
stephen: peter, do not break his knee caps what the fuck????
yelena: bucky calls steve daddy? LMAOO
shuri: HAHA harley got blocked
tony: are you all caught up now?
bucky: i do NOT call him daddy stop spreading false allegations
harley: i literally heard u call him daddy then he kissed u
bucky: just blocked harley
peter: he was asking for it tbf
harley: WTF STOP BLOCKING ME GUYS
loki: HAHAHAHAHA
loki: @steve care to weigh in on the daddy situation?
steve: no one is calling me daddy. you're all moronic idiots. i hate you all.
steve: except bucky.
bucky: aw stevie<3
shuri: daddy*
tony: LMFAOOO
bucky: gonna go fall off another cliff brb
steve: i hate it here. i despise all of you.
tony: this is so funny
nat: dont act like u have much room to talk
mr. "i become a babbling mess whenever stephen calls me petnames"
tony: false news.
stephen: but not really though.
clint: LMAO betrayed by ur own boyfriend
peter: just screenshotted this whole convo so i can remember it forever cos fuckin hell
bruce: This chat is giving me grey hairs at the age of 18.
thor: Why would Bucky call Steve daddy?
loki: howling i cant do this rn actually cackling
clint: bucky has a severe case of something called "daddy kinkeritus"
peter: CRYING
yelena: just re opened the chat to "daddy kinkeritus"
bucky: clint i know where you sleep
bucky: watch your back
clint: timbers: shivered
nat: im willing to bet he's on his way to attack u rn
peter: harley is begging me to tell steve and bucky to unblock him
peter: please put me out of my misery he's resorted to violence
bucky: fine but i want to make it clear that im doing this for u not him
steve: ^^
harley: love u guys x
bucky: feelings not reciprocated
tony: please tell me you all just saw
miss edwards fall off her chair
stephen: that looked like it hurt. hope she's okay.
tony: i can see u giggling stfu
loki: ahahaha i think i heard her head crack
shuri: 😭😭poor woman
peter: LMFAOO SHE JUST FELL AGAIN
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avengers chatfic
Fanfictionwhat the title says except theyre in highschool and peter parker is hilarious. ships: ironstrange, parley, natasha x pepper, bruce x thor, stucky, + more it gets better as it goes on i promise no beta we die like uncle ben
