no kids allowed
(2:26am)
thor: I think the moon is out to get me.
tony: its 2am what is wrong with you
thor: The moon wants me dead.
bucky: fine ill bite
bucky: why does the moon want u dead thor
thor: I don't know!! But i have been having dreams about the moon exploding but i am the only one who dies from the explosion!
clint: sounds pretty legit
clint: i hope u and the moon mend your relationship soon <3
bruce: Please don't encourage him.
thor: As you can see, Bruce has been absolutely no help during this difficult time.
bruce: At this point i hope the moon does explode. I've been dealing with this for the last 3 days.
tony: thor have you considered that the moon is not sentient and therefore cannot "want" you dead?
thor: You'll all believe me soon!!! When that stupid moon explodes, then you will all see.
bucky: sounds like the start of a villain monologue
bruce: Thor, darling, sweetheart. I am actually begging you to shut up and go to sleep.
thor: Does the moon sleep?!? NO.
clint: has he actually gone insane or is this a joke?
bruce: I wish it were a joke.
nat: all of you stfu and go to sleep
thor: But Natasha!! What if the moon strikes when i am asleep and vulnerable??
nat: i will kill you before the moon does
clint: was that meant to be uplifting?
nat: did i not just tell u to go to sleep?
clint: sorry but im invested in the thor moon lore now
bruce: Stop encouraging him! He's driving me crazy.
private chat between 'nat' & 'loki'
(2:38am)
nat: i know youre awake rn
nat: go and throw something at your brother and tell him that the moon doesnt want him dead
loki: what the fuck
loki: why would the moon want him dead
nat: check the no kids allowed gc
loki: ill do it after i throw spoons at him
no kids allowed
(3:01am)
thor: I AM BEING ATTACKED!!!!
loki: you deserve it after whatever the hell that was
thor: Do you work for the moon????
bruce: You cannot be serious.
loki: no i do not work for the moon you
stupid oaf
nat: thor go to sleep
nat: ill watch the moon for u and if it starts to look suspicious ill tell loki to wake u up
thor: Fine. Goodnight, fake friends.
loki: is it bad that im kinda hoping he doesnt wake up
clint: LMAO LOKI THATS AWFUL
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avengers chatfic
Fanfictionwhat the title says except theyre in highschool and peter parker is hilarious. ships: ironstrange, parley, natasha x pepper, bruce x thor, stucky, + more it gets better as it goes on i promise no beta we die like uncle ben
