no kids allowed
(8:46pm)
thor: I want to be blind.
thor: I just walked in on Loki and Mobius kissing.
clint: just kissing?
thor: Well i hope so!
bucky: do u and bruce just kiss?? or?
bruce: Do not answer that, Thor.
thor: Loki is too young for kissing.
tony: loki is 16 thor
thor: He can wait until he is 18.
nat: u didnt wait until u were 18
steve: what's going on?
bruce: Thor is scandalised because he saw Loki and Mobius (Loki's boyfriend) kissing.
steve: ah i see. what is wrong with that?
thor: Yesterday he was 9 and now he is kissing people!!!!!!
nat: yk what? i feel for him here
nat: it feels like yelena was a little girl yesterday and now shes all grown up
thor: Yes!!
clint: ok but if it was literally just kissing whats the problem?
loki: you guys know im in this gc right?
thor: Stop kiss!!!!
loki: ok thor i will "stop kiss"
clint: 😭😭stop kiss
tony: thor didnt u lose ur virginity at like 15
bucky: HE WHAT
steve: bucky...you have no room to talk here
thor: Its different for me. I am the older brother.
loki: double standards okay
loki: anyway hela said mobius could come over so, i don't actually have to listen to u
stephen: Hela?
loki: our older sister
thor: Hela is evil she throws knives at people
nat: her and petya would get along quite well then, what with his fork throwing addiction
loki: hela said peter was a "lovely boy" and that she "doesn't know how he puts up with me"
thor: When was Hela even here???
loki: she's here right now dingbat
bruce: Oh great family reunion time.
steve: is that a bad thing?
bruce: Everytime they're all together they create a hostile environment.
loki: im adding her
thor: NO
'loki' Added 'hela' To The Chat!
hela: what is this
hela: how do i leave
bruce: Ive been asking that for months.
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avengers chatfic
Fanfictionwhat the title says except theyre in highschool and peter parker is hilarious. ships: ironstrange, parley, natasha x pepper, bruce x thor, stucky, + more it gets better as it goes on i promise no beta we die like uncle ben
