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(1:26am)abe: does anyone have the chemistry notes from last practice?
betty: mj literally told us all not to lose them or else she will cut out hands off
abe: well nobody's perfect betty
shuri: i do
shuri: but im not giving u them
abe: shuri please
shuri: if mj found out she'd kill me and dump my body in a sewer
peter: MORAL PHILOSOPHY
betty: what???
peter: every action has an equal reaction. shuris ACTION of giving abe the notes would have the consequence of her being brutally murdered
shuri: what are u on?
peter: idk ive been re watching the good place and chidi keeps getting in my head about philosophy
abe: are u sure ur not high
peter: i was hanging out with bucky earlier and he's constantly stoned so maybe
betty: go to sleep peter
peter: cant
peter: gonna read "what we owe to each other"
shuri: STOP WATCHING THE GOOD PLACE
abe: peter ur one of the most morally ambiguous people i know stop babbling about ethics
peter: :(
betty: sleep.
peter: hope chidi eats all of u
abe: ??????
shuri: well thats not very kind
thanos hate club
(6:45am)shuri: if at any point today peter starts talking about moral philosophy and ethics please just smack him
bruce: Those seem like good, productive things for him to be talking about.
peter: HA SUCK MY DICK SHURI
shuri: really depicting a proper moral philosopher there peter
steve: peter, you're getting into moral philosophy? that's amazing, good for you!
peter: yes i am :)))
shuri: no ur not
shuri: everytime he watches the good place he gets into an ethics kick then a week later he blows something up
bucky: good for him!! good for you pete!!
peter: :D
bruce: Have you read any philosophy books?
peter: i read what we owe to each other in one sitting last night
bruce: That's very impressive.
peter: see that shuri? im impressive
yelena: shut up
yelena: all of you shut the fuck up its so early
tony: ^^^^ pls and thanks
peter: now i could lie to you and pretend like i dont want to kick u in the teeth
peter: but my boy kant would say that lying is wrong, so i wont :))
shuri: wow.
steve: you could look at it from a consequentialism standpoint, where saying weather something is "good" or "bad" depends on its outcome.
steve: and kicking tony and yelena in the teeth would be a brilliant outcome.
peter: steve u goddamn mastermind
tony: why are they teaming up
yelena: dont kick me in the teeth wtf???
bucky: stevie, petya, im so proud
bruce: I'm not sure you two quite grasp ethics.
peter: yes we do shut up
clint: what is happening
shuri: peter and steve are discussing their warped philosophies
clint: k cool
peter: steve meet me in the library at lunch we're gonna talk ethics
steve: sounds good.
tony: i have a horrible feeling about this
yelena: im wearing a mouth guard just to be safe
tony: i dont have a mouth guard
tony: why dont i have a mouth guard
nat: u dont deserve one
nat: have fun studying ethics boys
steve: we will.
peter: thanks tasha <333
harley: oh christ is he back on his bullshit
ned: please i cant do this again
clint: ???
shuri: like i said, everytime he remembers that chidi anagonye exists he gets on this moral philosophy kick for like a week
shuri: then just randomly forgets that the concept of ethics exist
nat: steve can help keep him on the philosophy kick
thor: What does "machiavellian" mean?
bruce: Cunning or scheming. Why?
thor: Taylor swift said it.
shuri: thor my fav swiftie<333
thor: Aww!!
steve: everyone get ready for school, we're meeting at the front door at 8:10
peter: would it be ethical for me to block u and pretend i never saw that message
steve: no.
peter: consequentialism says that if an action causes more harm than good, it is bad. and ur action of making me leave my bed is causing lots of harm
yelena: nerd fight nerd fight
steve: yeah well the behaviorism theory says that you should be conditioned to wake up and be at school on time by now, so.
steve: not my problem that you can't get out of bed.
peter: i am going to murder you with my words at lunch.
steve: bring it on.
clint: why am i legitimately scared
yelena: as much as i hate them both, i NEED to see this fight
tony: @peter if u know so much about ethics tell me one morally wrong thing
peter: murder
bucky: ding ding ding thats a point for pete
tony: thats on me i set the bar too low
peter: :))
AN: sorry ive been rewatching the good place and moral philosophy is all i can think about so, u get this.
CZYTASZ
avengers chatfic
Fanfictionwhat the title says except theyre in highschool and peter parker is hilarious. ships: ironstrange, parley, natasha x pepper, bruce x thor, stucky, + more it gets better as it goes on i promise no beta we die like uncle ben