knock off paw-patrol
the deaf one: i think??? i just saw?? peter? making out with harley keener???
the cool one: i beg ur pardon?
bucky: lmao isnt that the kid who got sent to juvie for arson or smth
the boring one: yes, bucky.
the hot one: I did not know Peter was in a relationship, how delightful!!
the smart one: Im not over him throwing potatoes at me.
nat: no one cares
harley: hi whores :D
the cool one: hello potato boy
petya: harls :))))
harley: peter :))))
the deaf one: so did i see u two kissing ealier or am i blind as well as deaf now?
harley: no that was us
harley: in my defence i havnt kissed him in like 2 months
petya: ur fault for committing arson u stupid idiot
yelena: they're insufferable
ned: one minute theyre kissing and the next theyre spitting insults left, right and centre
the cool one: WHY DIDNT U TELL ME U HAD A BOYFRIEND PETER
petya: u didnt ask
nat: petya can i keep u
the cool one: ???? no hes mine wtf
petya: id be open to a shared custody arrangement
harley: omg is natasha romanov my future mother-in-law???
nat: not if u dont stay out of juivie
harley: understood ma'am
the smart one: Why is he suddenly respectful
shuri: he responds well to strong women
yelena: its incredibly helpful when he's being an idiot
ned: ^^^^
petya: ^^^^
harley: betrayed by my own boyfriend </3
the hot one: Your relationship is most intriguing!
petya: not sure how to take that but thanks
the hot hot one: Can i add my brother to this grouochat? I think he would enjoy it!
yelena: loki??
petya: omg i love loki hes so funny
the cool one: he's evil no
the smart one: hes like 15 how evil could he possibly be
nat: he has multiple snakes
the cool one: he has threatened to kill me with a spoon more times than i can count
nat: and he is the most cocky person on the planet
the hot one: So is that a yes or no on the adding him?
nat: obviously its a yes i love seeing people threaten tony
'the hot one' Added 'loki' To The Chat!
loki: no
'Loki' Left The Chat!
'the hot one' Added Loki To The Chat!
the hot one: Stay.
loki: whatever
petya: hi loki!! hru? (its peter btw)
loki: hi peter, im miserable. thanks
nat: hi loki
loki: hello natasha
shuri: loki!!!! hiiii
loki: oh god why are u here
shuri: that is incredibly offensive
loki: u said i look like a "greasy little rat boy".
the cool one: AHAHAH
the deaf one: LMFAOO
yelena: amazing
ned: why do steve and bucky keep disappearing??
the deaf one: thor and bruce do too...
shuri: wait peter and harley are gone as well
the cool one: great all the couples have left us single people to suffer
the deaf one: speak for urself me and laura are very happy together
the cool one: kys
nat: pepper and i are also very happy together
the cool one: i still cannot believe you're dating my ex smh
nat: :))
AN - i believe in peter getting adopted by the russians supremacy<3333
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avengers chatfic
Fanfictionwhat the title says except theyre in highschool and peter parker is hilarious. ships: ironstrange, parley, natasha x pepper, bruce x thor, stucky, + more it gets better as it goes on i promise no beta we die like uncle ben
