It has been a long while since I did this so
Ryker: grim I swear to I hate you, you know that right? I told you to bring your crossbow NOT YOUR STUPID DRAGON
Grim: HEY DON'T YOU DARE CALL MY BABY UGLY because I told YOU to bring your fucking brain cells here but NOoOoOoOoO instead you brought your stupid weapons and just that
Viggo: I told BOTH OF YOU to shut up but no while am doing my job you two are here just complaining NOW GET OUT
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Grim: hiccup I want to ask you a question
Hiccup: what is it? It better be reasonable if you decided to wake me up at this late hour
Grim: ok here is my question have you ever thought about what viggo does in his sleep?
Hiccup: sleep like every normal person
Grim: no you idiot he doesn't sleep at all
Hiccup: am sorry WHAT!?
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Ryker: hiccup give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you and your night fury
Hiccup:..... I-
Grim: they killed the red death
Ryker: WAT
Viggo: I thought you would hurt a dragon, my dear
Hiccup: eeeeehh my original went south sooo...
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*in heaven while there watching the teenagers in dragons: the nine realms*
Meanwhile,viggo is in hell or somewhere in the afterlife
Viggo: are these hiccups ancestors? I expected much more than this
Meanwhile hiccup: MY PEG LEG TOM WHAT THE HELL MY PEG LEG
Viggo: hiccup my dear please your peg leg was pound to break and besides you don't need it anymore
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Viggo: hiccup what are you doing !?
Hiccup: I am taming a dragon
Viggo: A FUCKING TYPHOOMERANG!?
hiccup: WHAF??????? They are nice
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Viggo: hiccup babe what are you holding?
Hiccup holding a mug and holding onto 5 random terrible terrors: a mug
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*The grimborn siblings (including grim) try Astrid ya nog*
Ryker: *throws up on the floor* THIS IS HORRIBLE
Meanwhile
Grim: *drinks it casually* hmm *spits it out casually *disgusting*what did you put in here snotlouts pride? Rudfnut and tuff nuts stupid Thruston bullshit boogers of dragons!? Jesus Christ how can you fuck can you fuck up a stupid drink this badly!? Even my brother can make something horrible but at least it's edible!!
Ryker: hey! Says the one whose food usually is just plain old ashes and also how did you not gag as I did!? You were so casual!!
Grim: ruler when you do medicine making and whithc craft that means potion making you are bound to taste things much worse
Meanwhile viggo
Viggo: so... This is the ya nog that hiccups have been warning me about? * Starting at the mug and showing some form of being disturbed* already I can understand why hiccip was wanting me of this. But I can judge it by its looks *drinks it and then throws it up afterward* OH MY ODIN WHAT WAS THAT TASTE!? IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN RYKER COOKING AND GRIM DRINKS COMBINED
Ryker: you barely cook yourself
Grim: MEDICINE AND POTIONS ARENT MADE TO BE DELEICOUSE DUMB ASS
Hiccup: I did warn you
(headcanon: ryker is the worst cook )
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Grim: *making new medicine for hiccups wounds*
Viggo: what is taking so long ?
Grim: oh I don't the brewing process viggo wahtd do you expect when I run out of medicine for itchiness and sore troat viggo???!
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This is how I imagine grim if she met the baby deathsong gruff (what is it's name again)
Grim: AWWWWW SO CUTE
baby deathsong: *screech and spits*
The dragon hunters suffering
Grim: aw it makes cute noises to!
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vigcup one-shots (remake)
FanfictionThe title explains more description is in the story
