Soul Friends Au

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New au: soul friends au

Info: this is where grim and stammer are mostly mentioned and this has dozens of alternatives time-lines and ther isn't that much of a plot twist nothing bad just some fun

Note: these are just some short incorrect quotes I have in mah head while thinking of new ideas

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(how grim meets hiccup)

Ryker: alright grim you shall come out of that room

Viggo came out looking a bit more different he now had yellow eyes his eyes look almost as psychopathic and seems to have different clothes

Viggo(grim): alright here i am now where are the sacrifice?

Ryker: here they are may not be much but-

Viggo(grim): 'notices hiccup and gasp' awwww this guys is adorable!!! Ryki look at this one freckles its so cute! 'pinches hiccup cheeks'

The riders:....

Snotlout: aaaannnd am confused

Mala: that's not how viggo normally acts...

Ruffnut: clearly must be a fake-

Viggo(grim): holy on who is viggo-

Hiccup: uh... hello?

Viggo(grim): aahhhh rikey can we keep him?! Am gunna call this one freckles! 'pats hiccup hair'

Ryker: ok grim first of all HE has a name it's called hiccup and second of all NO we will not keep him

Viggo(grim): oh he already has a name? Oh well 'shurgs and hugs hiccup' hiccup is a better name anyways

Hiccup:uh.. T-thanks?

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Viggo(grim): 'holding up chicken'....

Viggo(grim): 'puts chicken on top of a fire pit' free dinner!

Tuffnut: 'gaged and tied up by ryker' UMHNMNHNMA

Ryker grinning: I am so glad me and her have the same taste

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Viggo: 'groans in frustration holding his forehead in pain'

Ryker: what is it brother?

Viggo: i have a headache right now it and i feel like soemthgin has been on my throat resently what even happened??

Ryker: I actually was goign to ask you because because I found myself wearing this 'pulls out a black apron gloves and metallic madk'

What happened

Grim being crayz and attempted to explode a camp sight while stammer was trygin to make a new toy out of rusty scrap metal

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Viggo(grim): aw this guy's so adorable! 'pets the the baby dragon' am gun a call you scally!

The Dragon hunters:.... 'Remembers' oh yes

The next day

Viggo(grim): 'sobbing'

Ryker: ugh what is it grim?

Viggo(grim): I tried looking for my new friend named scally and he left me!

Ryker: 'has no idea how he can be able to tell grim what really happened to scally wihtout making her mad' ...

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Astrid: since you guys are nwwanna Try my yaknog??

Ryker: eh sure

Ryker(stammer) : 'eyes turn bright green' sure

Viggo:... I don't know about this but fine

Viggo(grim): sure free drinks I guess!

Krogan:... Eesh fine

After the yaknog

Astrid: what do you think?

Viggo: 'accidentally spits the yaknog out and cover his mouth covering the mess his made' n-not ba-

Viggo(grim): ooh the drink! 'Takes a sip and actually doesn't seem phased'

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Viggo(grim): 'gags while sobbing'

Ryker: 'tries it' i- 'shows discusted face' n-not ba- 'tries to keep a straight but throws up'

Ryker(stammer) : 'comes back and tries it'.... It's... Good.. I guess.. Not bad 'drinks more wiht a confused grim staring at stammer like she is looking as a crazy person'

Krogan just trows up

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Hiccup(kima): 'bumps up to Grims ex-friend' HEY YOU!

Ex-friend: oh why hello-

Hiccup(kima): 'hits the person wiht a a slipper' THAT IS FOR KILLING THE LOVE OF MY Life!

Ex-friend: who is-

Viggo(grim): that will be me- wait kima am i really-

Hiccup(kima): I don't know am still mad u

Snotlout: that what who ever is possessing my cousin said 'gets hit by a chenelas'

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Ryker(stammer): 'doing SOEM work wiht the scraps'

Viggo(grim): ugh my bro is SUCH a nerd...

Dagur: what do ya mean?

Viggo(grim): ask stammer to upgrade your axe

Dagur does it

Ryker(stammer): well I mean if you then I gues you have to let me change the blade itself to make it more durable and stronger and maybe change the hand of the axe to be able to made it more lgither and easy to grip and also-

Dagur: be more specific please?

Ryker(Stammer) : what I mean is you have to give me your axe so i can change it comepletly

Viggo(grim): see?  Nerd alert

-that all guys bye-

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