Gabriela: father are you homophobic?
Viggo:... *sighs* my choice am littarl married to your dad what makes you think that?
Gabriela: uncle tuffnut and auntie ruffnut told me
Viggo: *pinches the edge of his nose* ugh my dear may i-
Hiccups: no honey
Viggo: a ugh
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Gabriela: father, dad am planning on raising some whispering deaths
Hiccup looking so proud
Viggo: don't even think about encouragin this idea
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Viggo: no more dragon riding ok?
Gabriela nods and viggo leaves
Gabriel to ryker: father is a bitch
Viggo: *heads it and yell form across the hallway* EXCUSE ME?! ?!
Gabriela: on no! *starts running while ryker brides into laughter*
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Ryker: hey Gabriela where your dumb Dolly at?
Gabriela: idk uncle ryker where is your hair at?
Hiccups wheezing in the back ground
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Someone village kid: Gabriela tell us how your parents met!
Gabriel: ok!
Gabriela: *proceeds to narrate the whole from how they met to now*
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Ruffnut: hey Gabriela what do you think of tuffnuts beard?
Tuffnut presents his beard
Gabriela: that's not a berd that he is hair and I think it looks ugly on tuffnut and it looks like he has no neck like nickscsvo avocado and his face just looked like mooched gunk that was suffocated by his so called beard and he doesn't look any better with the hat on but what am I kidding you guys are thorston your born as idiots with very few braincells-
Tuffnut crying as ruffnut comfornts him
Hiccups: ok that's enough for you spending time eight the twins
Gabriela:b-but
Viggo: not huts let's go home
Ryker: btw you did a good job there
Viggo: don't encourage this behavior brothee
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vigcup one-shots (remake)
FanfictionThe title explains more description is in the story
