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Definitions, Homestead versions:
[Reference dictionary: none. Obviously.]
Bunnies: super cute, bouncy, 6-legged furballs ... that sometimes carry infectious disease.
Hares: less cute, bouncy, 6-legged furballs ... that sometimes carry infectious disease.
Rabbits: simply huge, bouncy, 6-legged walking rugs ... with impressive fangs and claws.
Who sometimes think that — humans — carry infectious disease!
~•~
And
just in case you've forgotten
that I'm a horrible person...
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You're welcome.
Planet-moon: Homestead.
Oregon Territory. Eastern Oregon Territory, in particular. A desert, specifically.
By desert...
Read: a humungous kitty litter box ... for wild, Siberian, saber-toothed, calico cats...
• Without the box.
And with fewer trees than a troll has nose hairs. (Wait. That describes a tropical rainforest.)
Never mind.
Scene:
The adobe, county courthouse nearest the blue pine tree where Doggie-sama tried to hide from the police. (She thought that they were dog catchers!) A dog pound... Bad memories...
To a dog, a kennel can be a maximum-security prison! But having your jailbreak facilitated by the scariest "thunderstorm?" EVER?!
• Now —that's — a waking nightmare worth barking about!!
Presently: 2 law enforcement officers are having a ...decreasingly... polite argument
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So -not- a lovers' spat! [But they've donned matching black kilts: stylish.]
[Just saying.]
Ok! Ok! It's part of the "Black Kilts'" uniform! Obviously.
"Black Kilts." It's kinda sorta...
Maybe in the organization's "official nickname." [But it's still stylish.]
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Ok! Ok! Not exactly "regulation," but hey...
**
The tall, rumpled detective still had a black eye.
[His condition was curtesy of a very special werewolfy werewolf. Who super missed her pet human!]
His patience was as frayed as his hair. His annoyingly female (and terrifyingly gorgeous) companion was being ... um ... a total garbanzo bean. Truth be told, flushing her special agent badge down a toilet was O So Tempting!
Especially While She Is Wearing It
!!!
She: "Wait. The werewolf... She learned to speak, what, five languages? In her sleep?"
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