The next chapter is taking a bit, so have some definitely canon incorrect quotes to hold you over in the meantime :)
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Eda, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-
Lilith, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?
Nico, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.
Raine, appalled: Call the exorcist.
Nico, in Eda's window: I thought I'd find you here!
Lilith, climbing past Nico: WE COULD HAVE USED THE DOOR-
Luz: I know you love them.
Hunter: I am not in love with Y/N!
Luz, staring at Hunter: I never said who...
Hunter: *realizes*
Hunter: Shit. Well, anyways-
Lilith: Nico...
Nico: Oh no, 'Nico' in B flat.
Nico: You're disappointed.
Sparrow: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Adam: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
Eda: Ooh, somebody has a crush
Nico: Pfft, I don't have a crush on Lilith I just think they're cool, it's not like I stay up at night thinking about them.
*Later that night*
Nico, very much awake: Uh oh.
Lilith: *seductively takes off glasses*
Lilith: Wow...
Nico: *blushes* Haha... what?
Lilith: You're really fucking blurry.
Adam: I drink to forget but I always remember.
Sparrow: You're drinking orange juice
Y/N: I once went on holiday and pretended to be twins. It was amazing fun. I invented this mad, glamorous sibling and went around really annoying everybody. And d'you know, I could get away with anything when I was my crazy twin Y/N.
Luz: But you're Y/N.
Y/N: Kinda stuck. It's a long story.
Willow: Y/N's first detention, I'm so proud.
Amity: Whoa, back up. Why did they get detention?
Luz: Because they're an idiot.
Hunter, terrified: They can do that??
Nico: *slams books down in front of Lilith*
Nico: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It's gonna be a long night.
Lilith: You could have said literally anything else.
Nico: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.
Lilith: I'm going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won't win. I realize this now.
Y/N: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Hunter: You and me!
Y/N: *tearing up* Ok.
Eda: And here we see Lilith and Nico in their natural habitat. Texting each other variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make eachother laugh.
Lilith: Gaelic bread.
Nico: Grueling brad.
Lilith: Ha ha, glamorous beans.
Sparrow: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?
Adam: No, I said "Sparrow, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.
Hunter: I have very high standards, you know.
Y/N: I can make spaghetti...
Hunter: Oh no! You're meeting all my standards!
Adam: You have any sunscreen?
Sparrow: You can't get a sunburn from a bonfire—
Adam: It's for my marshmallow ya dummy.
Sparrow: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Adam: This is a lie.
Adam: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.
Adam: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
Adam, sweating: Sparrow, there's something I need to ask you-
Sparrow: Finally! You're proposing!
Adam: How'd you know?
Sparrow: Adam, you've dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Sparrow: I even picked it up once.
Hunter: Y/N, you're my best friend.
Y/N: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend.
Y/N: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!
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