sorry guys, this is for the ladies, but you're welcome to read this, and learn a thing or two?
(some of these are from twitter, so...I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE WITH THESE PROBLEMS)
having your gender and sexuality constantly questioned
when people ask,"do you have a hair tie?,"...seriously? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I NEED ONE?
buying products with 'mega hold' advertised on the package
HORRIBLE bedhead
when someone cuts their hair two inches, and is like, " OH EM GEE, I just chopped all of my hair off,"......yeah, THATS CUTE.
when you shower at night, and the next day, it's like you've gotten an afro
humidity=human cotton ball
hair grows to fast- then you're stuck with a mullet until your next cut
nobody gets used to your hair until two months after you've cut it
people think that short hair=low maintenance right? WRONG.
when someone mistakes you for the opposite sex from behind
you know a guy with facial hair longer than yours
people pet your hair, and your just like, " IM NOT YOUR FREAKING PET."
people thinking that you cut your hair because a person in Hollywood cut their hair -am not Miley Cyrus, Emma Watson, Jennifer Lawrence, Shailene Woodley, Ginnifer Goodwin, Audry Hepburn, or anyone else that you can think of with a pixie cut.
when you tell people that you are thinking about cutting it, they think you've lost your sh*t
having to stick your head underneath the faucet to tame your bedhead
when your hairstylist cuts it, it is NEVER just right and your tempted to cut it yourself
in winter, scarves aren't an option, because your neck WILL freeze
that one hair that always sticks up...
when you talk about how the style is too longs and you want to go shorter, people think that you are out of your mind
THANKYOU for taking the time to read this. I will more than likely add on another chapter of short hair problems later, but in busy now.
-stay classy *mwah*
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