[HIATUS] Sausage Party [Twisted Wonderland x Reader]

31: I Promise That You'll Never Find Another Like Me

A/N: I know some of you are/were/will be concerned that this is going to turn into a "Deuce x Reader" fanfiction, and this chapter certainly doesn't help but-

I PROMISE you that this is still very much an x Various book! It's just very important that I develop this particular relationship first! This is one of those trust-the-process things!

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It wasn't a school day, so Ace and Deuce didn't have the signature heart and spade over the side of their face. You told them it was weird to see them without it.

"It's like you're naked. Ewwww." That's what you told them, which warranted them to use their magic to apply it on to get you to be quiet.

It kind of bummed you out they could just use magic to make it appear. How are you supposed to have a sexy moment of you sensually applying their marks on their faces now?

You also didn't realize how boring your life was until you were idling in the lounge of your dorm with your boys.

Ace and Deuce were on their phones, with Deuce sharing the screen with you. Currently, you two were just going through his Magicam feed, looking at obscure memes that probably made sense in this world. You found some of them funny, but you were...

Getting bored.

Damn.

When I'm not dying or fighting for my life, shit's kinda bornin', innit?... I need to stop using "innit" ironically before it actually becomes a habit. That's just embarrassing.

"Okay, I can't do this," You pat Deuce's and Ace's thighs twice before standing up, "I'm bored. I need to do something stimulating before I get irritated."

Ace groans, "What? It's Saturday, dude. It's the day to literally not do anything!"

"Did you have anything in mind?" Deuce asks with a smile.

"I was thinking of bugging Crowley and stealing his money so I can finally get proper groceries. Maybe go fuck around at a city or something," You say to them, "I'll pay him back obviously, but I'm already out of cash and I can't let Grim starve. Look at him."

You all direct your attention to said baby. He was sitting on the table curled up in a ball, sleeping away like a lil baby.

Ugh. You're getting cuteness aggression.

Ace groans and becomes one with the couch, "But I don't wanna do anything—!"

"That's okay!" You nod with an understanding grin, "You guys can stay here, I don't think I'll be long, anyway."

You look down at your attire in thought. The casual clothes Crowley had gotten for you were pretty simple. Dark gray jeans and a black t-shirt. You didn't have any other shoes other than the ones you wear to school, and the sandals for your Demon Slayer uniform.

"Grim," You lightly run your fingers across his back, "I'm going to run some errands, wanna come?"

The monster just whines and curls into a tighter ball.

You pat his head: "Okey."

Ace and Deuce just sit around messing with their phones while you head back upstairs. You can't get mad at them for not wanting to come with you, you think you'd probably be on your phone if you still had one.

You freeze when you open the door to your room.

Your phone.

You totally forgot about it.