FN@F bullshit

Shitty Summer Job au

Ah yes, a new au. Not like I have a ton of those in writing already. /sarc

Anyways the Shitty Summer Job au is pretty much "what if the kids William killed survived and got summer jobs at Freddy's" and me being a weirdo goofball

William never actually tries to kill any kids, because he never gets the chance. He kicks it in a "mysterious accident." His wife and children are just sooo distraught! They claim, draped over the couch dramatically in their mourning robes etc etc. The cops can't prove shit lmao

The Aftons killed Peepaw because he was, y'know, abusive, and they weren't having that. So, instead of getting a divorce like a normal person, Laura set up this elaborate "accident" and the kids honestly didn't really care. William sucks and I hate him so so much violence and biting and maiming and killing etc etc etc

Anyways, since the kids aren't dead, they survive till high school and wind up working at the local Freddy's. Apparently the animatronics are sentient and fucking bastards, which is fun to deal with when you're 16, tired as shit, and working customer service. No wonder everyone quits, holy shit!

Also if you're thinking "some of these jobs don't sound very sanitary together :/ (looking at you Jeremy)" yeah same. This is still Fazbear Entertainment we're talking about lol

Charlie starts working there cuz like, her dad is the owner, she needs the fuckin' job, and she's got nothing better to do. (20, waitress/backup Spring Bonnie wearer)

Susie starts working there cuz she has nothing better to do and she thinks she should probably get some experience with a job (16, waitress/prize counter worker)

Gabriel joins the Fazbear Family because Susie did and he also doesn't have anything better to do, also he wants to make sure she doesn't burn the place down. (16.5, waiter/backup mechanic)

Jeremy just needs some money and to get away from his sister. (18, mechanic/cook)

Fritz just wants to talk to the animatronics lmao. Also he thought it'd be good practice for dealing with people if/when he gets a public debut [because he's a god damn Vocaloid lmao, no I'm not changing this for any au] (17.5, cook/backup Fredbear)

Cassidy just needed a job, and their dad already worked there, so why the hell not? (Barely 19, main Spring Bonnie wearer/cook}

Oleander also just needed a god damn job and Freddy's was the only place willing to hire him. (19.5, cook/waiter)

So yeah. Hijinks ensue. No plot only funny. <3