the damn kid's fuckin name

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Honestly I'm like 90% sure Ol' Scotty never gave Crybaby Afton a name. There have been fan names (pretty much anything he's ever been called) theorized names (Evan, which I stole from him. My name now not his. Also a subcategory of fan name) and stupid nicknames (affectionate).

Scott's making FNAF up as he goes along and he is Refusing to tell us what everyone's favorite mentally ill tear machine's name is. It would've been very easy to have Winnifred use the kid's name, but nooo. He had to keep it ~secret~ because Scott's a ~little bitch~ and now we have mikevictim vs mikebro shit on Google images. Also miketrap but that's less relevant to my silly rant.

Anyways. After seeing the fuckin. Unspecified Terrible Thing™ Crybaby was all like "well. I don't want the name Dad gave me anymore. Mikey I no longer have a name, I shall only be referred to as Little Man." And then he named himself after a toxic flower after he died. #based

Scott should give me the rights to FNAF I'd make it so much better.

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