All of us are dead Girls (Oneshots and Preferences)

Incorrect Quotes #7

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Na-yeon- Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Y/n- You mean literally or figuratively?

Na-yeon- Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

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On-jo *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Y/n- If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents

On-jo- If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Nam-ra-  Actually I did the math, Y/n would have $225, not $0.15.

Y/n- Fam I'm right here....

I-sak- If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

On-jo- while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?

I-sak- Sorry I only have a dollar

On-jo- :(

Nam-ra- Hey I just realized my friend is right, Y/n would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

I-sak- If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Nam-ra- You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Na-yeon- Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

Nam-ra- Apply juice to what

Ms. Park- Directly to the forehead

Y/n- Great chat everyone

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*The group is getting into the car*

Eunji- I'm driving.

Y/n, out of view- Shotgun!

Hee su, turning to face Y/n- Aww! But you had it on the way here-

Everyone except Y/n- WOAH-

Y/n, holding a shotgun- No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

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Ha-ri- Dumbest scar stories, go!

Mi-jin- I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Nam-ra- I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

On-jo- I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Y/n- I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Na-yeon-

Na-yeon- I have emotional scars

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'Can i copy the homework'

On-jo- I can help you with it

Nam-ra- Yeah,sure

Mi-jin- Bold of you to assume i did the homework

I-sak- lol nope

Y/n- WE HAD HOMEWORK??!

Na-yeon- *Read 5:55pm*

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Y/n, holding a python- Guys i impulsively bought a snake, what do i name him?

I-sak- YOU WHAT-

Na-yeon- William Snakepeare

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Y/n- Me and I-sak dont use pet names

Na-yeon- I see, Hey, What do bees make?

Y/n- Honey?

I-sak- Yes, dear?

Y/n-

Na-yeon- Dont ever lie to my face again

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Y/n, standing with their back turned- I've been expecting you Hyeong-ju

Hyeong-ju- How did you do that without turning around?

Y/n- ... to be perfectly honest, the first couple of people i did that to were not you

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Y/n- can i be frank with you guys?

Ji-min- Sure, but i dont see how changing your name is gonna help

Hyo-ryeong- Can i still be Hyo-ryeong?

Hee su- Shh, Let Frank speak

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Y/n- Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming

Ms. Park- Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

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Byeong-chan- How many kids do  you have?

Ms. Park, looking at her whole class before looking at Byeong-chan- Biologically, Emotionally or Legally?

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A/n- i am very bored rn, and i just finished watching Heartstopper just yesterday.

I am currently in my english class while making this, got any preference request? maybe fluff preference im in the mood to make some wholesome preferences :]